Metal Reviews

1) 40 degrees (Celsius that is, fuck Fahrenheit) in the shadow is fucking insane!! I discovered that some specimens of males can actually sweat untill they drown, and it isn't a pretty sight.

2) Spanish girls, or Mediterrean girls in general, are teh shit1!!11!

3) "Una cerveza por favor", "Una chara (or sth like that) por favor" and "Puta *insert spanish insults here*" where about the most used phrases where i've been.

4) Spanish guys have some fucking obsession over bad tribal tattoos and disgusting mullets!

5) Peeing in the mailbox of the spanish IRA is NOT a good idea!

6) Public urination overday (or at night but whatever) is wrong, and i wish the spanish people would realise it!!

7) Tarifa is a city/town with possibly the largest amount of hippies and stoners in Europe. It's like Woodstock times 5.

8) There actually is a whale called 'spermwhale'...what the fuck!

9) People from the UK in open sun--> burn baby burn!!

and finally:
10) Spanish cows are capable of group sex..without any bulls!

PS: the new smileys suck ass!

Uhhhh.....yeah?


Yeah, we suck.

Welcomes back yo.

The Sperm Whale is actually the most famous and recogniseable type of whale



Moby Dick was one of them. They're also the retarded type of whales that swim up onto the beach and die as a result.

I know it, but here we only hope that the tourists that come to Spain (or at least, to Barcelona and Costa Brava) will realise it too...

spain sucks man, they're all a bunch of assholes with women that are too hot for fags like them. portugal is about a million times cooler.

the fact that brits burn up in the sun is behind our nickname for them, but i'm not saying it, as we call that to every brit we see and we don't want them to know we're talking about them.

i was in formentera... and i was cycling down the road... when the guardia civile truck comes... and i pass it... on the wrong side f the road... and they didn't give... a fuck...