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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:08 am 
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Snakes on a Train.

It sucked.


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Snakes on a Train.

It sucked.

It was supposed to.

I'm watching tons of movies over the next couple of days. That's what I'm doing. Maybe I won't even do a review! :omfg: I'll report back with my progress.


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Eyesore wrote:
Radical Cut wrote:
Snakes on a Train.

It sucked.

It was supposed to.

I'm watching tons of movies over the next couple of days. That's what I'm doing. Maybe I won't even do a review! :omfg: I'll report back with my progress.

Yeah, but I thought someone with the balls to make a movie called Snakes on a Train would at least get the joke, and make it fun to watch (i.e. Snakes on a Plane). But no...it brought me nothing but pain.


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Memoirs Of A Geisha - Would've been much better if they'd have let them speak Japanese instead of forcing English on them. And I found the Chairman pretty creepy, actually.

The Libertine - Better than I expecting (Johnny Vegas?!), but nothing incredible.


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Radical Cut wrote:
Snakes on a Train.

It sucked.

So like......a reeeeeally big snake eats the train yeah?


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The Libertine was too artsy for me =\


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Radagast wrote:
Radical Cut wrote:
Snakes on a Train.

It sucked.

So like......a reeeeeally big snake eats the train yeah?

Yeah, at the very end. It's one of the few moments of true bad movie entertainment that the film ever musters up.


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just watched I <3 Huckabees. Good movie.


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The Libertine was too artsy for me =\

I still need to buy this one.

I just watched two movies today:

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Totally ridiculous, but fun. I think they went a bit overboard with the effects at certain points, but for what it was the movie was cool. The bad chick in it shouldn't have been hot, but goddamn she was!! :wub: And Shannon Briggs was in it! :lol: He's a boxer.

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Good flick. Campy as hell, but a good quasi-horror/drama with cannabilism. It would have been outstanding if it was a bit darker.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:19 am 
Just watched Oldboy. Outstanding film.


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The scene in Transporter 2 where he gets that bomb off the bottom of his car is pure fucking over the top cheesestravaganza. Fun flick.

Oldboy was great. It was weird, but still very well done. Definitely a highlight of recent times.


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Wilderness. You there rio? This is a film for you!


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Jaden wrote:
Just watched Oldboy. Outstanding film.


Watch Sympathy for Mr Vengenance next, you will love it, same director, also get 3 extremes which has a short film of his called "cut" on it.


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Radagast wrote:
Wilderness. You there rio? This is a film for you!


Hmm, I never heard off it :omfg:

*heads to IMDB*


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Ravenous is one of my faves of all time, cool flick up there with the Ginger Snaps trilogy for what I like.


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Eyesore wrote:
noodles wrote:
The Libertine was too artsy for me =\

I still need to buy this one.

I just watched two movies today:

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Totally ridiculous, but fun. I think they went a bit overboard with the effects at certain points, but for what it was the movie was cool. The bad chick in it shouldn't have been hot, but goddamn she was!! :wub: And Shannon Briggs was in it! :lol: He's a boxer.



First one was so much better. The fighting scene in the bus depot was pure genius.


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The scene in Transporter 2 where he gets that bomb off the bottom of his car is pure fucking over the top cheesestravaganza. Fun flick.

Exactly! WTF? :lol: And, of course, not a scratch on the car the entire movie!

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First one was so much better. The fighting scene in the bus depot was pure genius.

Is that the scene with the grease? If so, yeah, a great fighting scene indeed.

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HOT!! :wub: The chick's not bad either.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:03 am 
Little Miss Sunshine. Great indie film; highly recommended.


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Eyesore wrote:
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HOT!! :wub: The chick's not bad either.


Yeah, she is nice and manly.


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metalNESS wrote:
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HOT!! :wub: The chick's not bad either.


Yeah, she is nice and manly.

I like how it looks like someone shoved lit matches into her eyes persoanlly


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