Metal Reviews

That whole scene in the doctor's office that chick looked wicked hot.

Tonight I saw 10 minutes of Black Knight during my lunchbreak. It is now officially my most hated movie ever.

why what happened?

Martin Lawrence.

HAHAHHA

Martin Lawrence...so many terrible, cringe-worthy flicks (all with pretty much the same cover shot)...Blue Streak, Big Momma's House, Big Momma's House 2, Black Knight, What's the Worst that Could Happen, National Security, Rebound. Watching his movies should be an olympic sport.

I saw Running Scared, its like the ultimate action movie. By the end there was so much fucked up shit happening and people getting the crap blown out of them I didn't care about the 50000 plot twists lol

Just watched Big Fish, fun movie.

Nooooooooooooo!

You totally fail!

I thought it was pretty good...not a classic, but worth a watch.

A movie I really want to see right now is V for Vendetta.

I second that.

It was unforgivable schmalzy bullshit. "Isn't an endless stream of interesting lies better than an honest but not quite so fantastical set of truths?"

No, you lying old fucker! Now just die already! Fuck.

That was kinda the point. And it was entertaining schmaltzy bullshit.

The Hudsucker Proxy

Awesome blossom.

i saw Curious George in the airplane. he's cute and all, a mildly entertaining movie, but i wouldn't pay 5 euros to see it at the theater (then again it probably wasn't aimed at me).

also, the Junior character sounds like Tobias from Arrested Development.

I've just requisitioned the Phantasm boxset for a mighty £14.99. I saw no 2 and no 3 inside a couple of weeks a few years ago and remember the enjoying the creepy not-of-this-world atmosphere of the second one, despite (or heightened by?) the cheapness of the whole thing. The third was a lot more camp and not as good, but I'm looking forward to finally seeing the whole series and puzzling as much sense as I can out of it.

Watched superman returns at the imax... it was better than most comic book movies until the climax sucked and the ending was like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. it should have had superman throwing the rock into space, flying around triumphantly a bit, then kevin spacey being pissed off on the island and then the ending. not all of that bullshit with the hospital and stuff. Seriously I can't believe Kevin Spacey and Parker Posey were in such a bad movie .

I wish I could have the 2.5 hours of my life back that I spent watching that. So boring. They should have done more with his son. The part where he chucked the piano was the best part of the whole movie.

Yeah... I think they should have done more (actually give it a point), or less (take it out) with his son. There was way too much stuff going on in that movie (Lois vs her boss, lois + superman, lois + richard, lois + clark kent, the lex luther plot, superman being the kid's dad, superman flying around all cool and shit) that it just seemed like nothing happened by the end of it. I probably would have liked it if they'd made in an hour and a half long and cut out everything except the Lex Luther stuff.

Yeah it's the one in the bus followed with the fight in the oil/grease.
that was extremely original, and very fun to watch.

Just Watch Underworld 2,
I liked the first one and enjoyed the sequel. I admit though that it isn't for evrybody. Their target audience is very specific.