Metal Reviews

I JUST WATCHED OCEAN'S TWELVE AT WORK AND I MUST SAY, THANK GOD I GOT PAYED 9$ AN HOUR AND DIDN'T DEVOTE MY FULL ATTENTION TO IT. I MEAN WHY DID THE WRITERS FEEL COMPELLED TO WRITE 30000000000000000000000000000 LINES OF DIALOGUE AND THEN WRAP IT UP WITH SOME GAYASS BALLET AND THE STUPIDEST PLOT TWIST EVER. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED GUYS?

No idea what happened, I haven't seen it, but I'll ban you if you write in all caps again!!

You're totally not write.

So it ends with a bear riding in a little pink car? Thanks for ruining it..

I'm actually tempted to ruin it just to spare you the pointlessness of that movie.

Actually, I have never even seen the original, the premise/actors/what have you just doesnt really interest me and Id rather catch up on other movies.

I just couldnt pass up a Simpsons reference, I think I need help.

Maybe I'll go see a good Ballet..

Yeah well it's covered up in dust somewhere serving as a glass coaster. Definately the #1 dissapointment of the year. Say what you want, It won't change the fact that the material on Karmacode is sub par, but you're allowed to like it if you want.

- The Illusionist, great flick, smart and very good acting. 8/10
- Wallstreet : a classic
- Almost Famous : really love that movie the story is great and has lots of funny parts. I love the fact that the story takes place in the music universe.

It sucks....Oceans 12 that is.

Yeah Karmacode is fucking horrible, you like that you are just being delisonal and grabing at starws to like a fave band.....

Manhunter is good.

You all want to watch some great, underground, fucked up cinema watch "dont'" deliver us from evil. Great french exploation from the 70's.

Lady Vengeance - Not bad at all.
Romance and Cigarettes - Started out like a musical that was actually good, but didn't have enough songs in it. Kate Winslet is great.

Awesome Simpsons reference! I tip my hat to you, sir.

man, Fez hats are completely badass. i so have to get one.

ocean's 11 was quite good imo, but 12 was just too confusing. and the whole "she looks like" thing just wasn't funny!

yeah, i was confused until i found out "hey, it's supposed to be a joke! hahaha... not..."

the fact they use Julia Roberts character to pass off as Julia Robert
is sortta on the funny lame level. overall Oceans 12 was boring and I can't believe they're making a third one.

Damn I am jealous, I really want to see Lady Vengance, have you seen Sympathy for Mr Vengance?

I was confused until the master thief was like "I stole the egg before you got to it and I'm giving it to George Clooney, and even though he didn't steal it you still lose the bet".

Yeah that totally makes sense.

I just got finished watching this one and it was really good. It's a French movie with English dubbed over it. The overdubs are actually good, it doesn't sound stiff and cheesy. It's like a horror/drama/martial arts movie. Some parts are cheesy, especially the part where they girl runs into "the beast" and they use some special effects that make it look like a cartoon, though clearly wanting it to look evil. Haha. I'm not sure what that was all about.

It's a bit long, however, 2 hours and 38 minutes total. They could have had some more fighting sequences, but otherwise it was a really cool movie.

Yeah that's pretty much exactly what I thought about Brotherhood of the Wolf too, except the version I saw had subtitles instead of overdubs.

I saw silent hill last night, first hour was kind of cool, then from 1:00 to 1:30 it was entertaining but kind of hokey, then from 1:30 to 1:50 it was just plain stupid. It would have been cool if it had just ended when the lead girl walked into the big bright light where Alessa was.

No. Never was into the Asian horror thing before, although LV isn't really horror. More along the Kill Bill lines. Undeniably a good film, though.

5x2 - Alright. The Memento-styled timeline doesn't really add anything, though.
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Again. Good fillum.