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Tlaloc
 Post subject: The new Megatron.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:00 pm 
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Yep, this movie is fucking doomed to failure.

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/20 ... tures.html
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The_Voice
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:55 pm 
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Ok, WTF was that? it doesnt look like Megatron at all.
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Bah, this movie was doomed to faliure the moment Micheal Bay attached his name to it. I weep for my ruined nostalga trip.

And Hollywood wonders why people download movies nowadays.
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He's teh spiky.
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Rhys
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1: That doesnt look like Megatron AT ALL!!!

2: It doesnt even look like Galvatron! (Who was cool, but not as much as Megatron)

3: It doesnt even look like a Transformer at all. Er, the catchphrase was "Robots in disguise", right? So it should look like a human vehicle, not a fucking alien space ship :lame:

4: If he isnt a gun due to cencorship, hollywood is even gayer than i though. Why didnt he do an ET and turn into a Walkie Talkie? :lol:

5: Oh noes! What will the others look like if Megatron sucks so bad? *googles away*

Some links to sucky pictures:
http://www.filmwad.com/transformers-365-p.html


Link to pics of what they should really look like:

http://www.cybertronia.supanet.com/Marvel.html
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The_Voice
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How the fuck is this...

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...gonna transform into this?

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Misha
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rio
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:10 am 
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Bwahaha, who did that cartoon? I'm sure I've seen it before, maybe in a newspaper?
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Misha
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http://pbfcomics.com/

This owns your fucking dinosaurs by a mile ;) It even has a lot of dinosaurs!!
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Call me a cynic, but a film about alien robots that can change into cars and walkie-talkies was never going to be a masterpiece.
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rio
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:08 am 
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Misha wrote:
http://pbfcomics.com/

This owns your fucking dinosaurs by a mile ;) It even has a lot of dinosaurs!!


I thought that was familiar, those guys do a comic in The Guardian every week.

Good shit.
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Radagast
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rio wrote:
Bwahaha, who did that cartoon? I'm sure I've seen it before, maybe in a newspaper?

Maybe like three other times on this forum? :wink:

I want to punch Michael Bay in the crotch.
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rio
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:32 pm 
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Well turns out it was in a newspaper after all :ph34r:

Yes, I too would like to give Michael bay a punch in the crotch.
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Radagast
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rio wrote:
Well turns out it was in a newspaper after all :ph34r:

Yes, I too would like to give Michael bay a punch in the crotch.

Ok, but not at the same time 'cause then two of would be touching another man's crotch at the same time, and that's a bit, y'know...
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hellraiser_xes
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That was a whole lotta shit....
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