Metal Reviews

V for Vendetta - 7.5 Out of 10

The only thing i didnt get is V. Is he some kind of superman? Or just beleives in his ideas so much he cant withstand fire and bullets and move super fast? Me confused. Craig! Charles! I know u kno!!

Scouse rapist?

To be honest I didn't think he was a superman type dude, just well trained and all that comic book jazz. He wasn't so much fireproof as, y'know, lucky enough to survive a bunch of third degree burns.

I haven't seen V for Vendatta!

Although I appreciate the following of my name by an exclamation mark.

Lame.

Accept it. I think that movie sucks. Let's move on.

I saw Miami Vice. I dug it. Def a Micheal Mann movie.

Saving Private Ryan - Given the subject matter and the actors in this it would have been hard to make it bad.

Meet Joe Black

Way too long, but pretty good anyway.

So like a British batman

I loved the moment when he got shot and killed all those dudes. Made me feel all fuzzy. "Ideas are bulletproof!"

Pulp Fiction. I give my props to movies like Deer Hunter, the Graduate, Apoclaypse now, North by Northwest, Psycho and others but I still think Pulp Fiction might be the greatest American Movie ever made.....discuss? Even negative but no flames......

Pulp Fiction is awesome, but i wouldn't call it the greatest movie ever made... Too many choices, you know.

It has Travolta in it, so it loses by default. He's passable, I suppose. Although Uma Thurman is still the most annoying woman I've ever seen on screen.

See I love it because they both are in it, it turns me on to watch her snort coke. Yeah I am weird.....

Pavlov? leee has had sex with one too many girls who did coke right before?

I just watched Heaven, it was very artsy, but it wouldn't be much of a stretch to call it boring for the 2nd half.

Children of Men. Its great. Go see it. I almost cried (and remember, I'm a big tough man).

Eventhough the movie is very loosely based on the comic novel by Alan Moore (who said he wants nothing to do with movies), if you take the time to read this classic graphical novel it will explain many things on the movie.

I watched only 3 films during those few last weeks and those were:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Ok, I know that was stupid but it's actually very funny in a weird way.
The Seven Swords - I was expecting something of the likes of Hero or Crouching Tiger H D but that was not it. Not bad, but the shallow story and sometimes uncomprehensible screenplay along with the unrealistic fights gave it many negative marks.
Mystery Men - This is another Action/Sci-Fi comedy/parody with intentionally stupid and silly superheroes (wanabee). If you like this kind of humour, then this is a movie worth watching. I laughed a lot during it!

As always there are trailers for all those movies at http://www.imdb.com/

Lost in Translation - *Yawn*

Art School Confidential - I was expecting this to be a lot more slapstick than it actually was. I thought a few parts were mildly clever...but overal eh. Needed wayyy more jokes.

Jackass 2 - People hurting themselves and doing stupid stuff in the best possible way.

I saw The Departed yesterday. Has a lot of big-name actors, and is really an incredible movie...one of my favorites ever. Best movie of the year.

9th Company (9-ya rota)

Fucking Awesome!

Red Shoes (Korean ghosty movie) first 3/4 is freaking excellant and then it falls apart and becomes Dark Water 2. Decent but for fans of the genre only.

Tokyo Psycho - Pretty much garbage from the director of Tomie. Not worth your time at all unless you dig watching paint dry. I was dissipointed cos I like Tomie a lot.