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Dago
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Hehe, nobody takes offense like these guys :)

http://chat.dailymail.co.uk/dailymail/t ... e=12318329

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Alot of the featured bands look and sound like weirdos and one of the bands lyrics kept mentioning 666 which is the devil and at that point i chucked the whole pile in the bin


Thank god!


Wow, they are fucking stupid.
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Metalhead_Bastard
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They are depraved, perverted, sick and glorify the raping and dehumanisation of women and their private parts. The members of this band must be psychopaths and I cannot believe that a magazine that sits on our shelves in the local newsagent is encouraging people to listen to them.


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Let me tell you I am no wallflower but I have been near to tears after reading this article. My daughter says she hasn't read it but she can see how upset I am and may not admit it.



Faaaaggg


I'm so cool.
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Azrael
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my friend asked me to ask any americans here this question, it's kinda important so that's why i post it on two threads:

What's the best place for beach, sun and sea? California (San Diego and San Francisco) or Florida (Fort Lauderdale)?

he's seriously considering going to the USA to study, some multimedia design thingy. he's undecided between the Academy of Art University (San Fran) and the Art Institute (Ft. Lauderdale and San Diego). and btw, do these unis have a good reputation?

he told me the Art Institute didn't even ask for the TOEFL because they think his e-mails show he's comfortable with english (yet anyone could have written them) and that all they want is an essay. dunno, makes me think of one of those pseudo-universities like we have here in portugal. i don't want him to waste 4 years and loads of money seeking a bogus degree.

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Radagast
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LOL @ Daily Mail

Ban this filth!
It'll bring down the Monarchy! (Editor's note: woo!)
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noodles
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yeah....
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Radagast
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yeah....

Ha ha! Awesomes!
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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:05 pm 
did you know?:

... even a guy in wheelchair can have the runs? :blink:
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Azrael
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http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID= ... index-potd

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crast
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Azrael wrote:
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2690&rtn=index-potd



:dio: :dio:

How many fucking levels are there!?

I'm at 15 now, :D

.:crast:.
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crast
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http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2690&rtn=index-potd



:dio: :dio:

How many fucking levels are there!?

I'm at 15 now, :D

.:crast:.


Only 17 rooms, :(

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Azrael
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*bump*

i was just watching tv and there was a documentary on penguins on that led (or lead?) me to conclude that penguins are awesome. walking around in that funny way and shit. they're awesome. i gotta see march of the penguins now.

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noodles
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March of the Penguins made me cry when I saw it last year on my birthday :(
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Azrael
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NOW, FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, A JOKE ABOUT JEWS

A jew's wife died. let's call him Moshe and her Rachel. so Moshe goes to the local paper to announce her death on the obituary:
"I am here to announce my wife's death"
"OK. so what's the message?"
"Rachel is dead."
"3 words will cost you the same as 8, would you like to add anything else?"
"sure - Rachel is dead, ford fiesta for sale cheap"

:lol:

EDIT - names edited at carnie's request
EDIT 2 - and it's an excellente joke, you fagel.

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Carnifex Umbris
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That's a terrible joke. Name them Moshe and Rachel.
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Azrael
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Q:What do you call a black doctor?
I don't know. What?
A: A doctor, you fucking racist.

:lol:

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Astaroth
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Q:What do you call a black doctor?
I don't know. What?
A: A doctor, you fucking racist.

:lol:


ha ha :D
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Radagast
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Azrael wrote:
Q:What do you call a black doctor?
I don't know. What?
A: A doctor, you fucking racist.

:lol:

YOUSONOFABITCH!

I was totally going to tell that one. I was all set to type. :sad: In my version he's a pilot.
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Tlaloc
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How fucking funny is my new avatar?!
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Ness
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How fucking funny is my new avatar?!


:lol:
What the hell is it?
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