The Football thread

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:30 pm

stuartn15ted wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

I just have one thing to say: SENDEROOOOSSS!!!!!

Took me a while to realise you were bigging up the swiss there. Thought you might have been an Arsenal fan for a moment.

My schoolmate is a complete Arsenal/Senderos fan. And just seeing his bloody nose after he scored against North Korea during the WC should be enough to make anyone a fan.
That said, Barnetta and Frei aren't bad either.

Azrael · **Posted:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:46 am

not football related, but still worth watching imo:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1716141 - 10 dirtiest plays

just the fact that i learned from the video that there are BLACK GUYS playing in the NHL made it worth watching

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

there are some fucked up guys in that movie! i myself received a red card last week, some fuckin a-hole threw his shoe at my face(for those who are football n00bs, those have spikes!!). I fucking went berserk and broke his nose. sadly, i was the only one who got a red card. :sad:

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:10 pm

Fingon wrote:

there are some fucked up guys in that movie! i myself received a red card last week, some fuckin a-hole threw his shoe at my face(for those who are football n00bs, those have spikes!!). I fucking went berserk and broke his nose. sadly, i was the only one who got a red card. :sad:

After he threw his fucking boot at you? :omfg:

How long are you banned for?

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Radagast wrote:

Fingon wrote:

there are some fucked up guys in that movie! i myself received a red card last week, some fuckin a-hole threw his shoe at my face(for those who are football n00bs, those have spikes!!). I fucking went berserk and broke his nose. sadly, i was the only one who got a red card. :sad:

After he threw his fucking boot at you? :omfg:

How long are you banned for?

2 matches, and i'll probably have to pay for the medical costs for that freaking nose of his. Good thing is, they decided to ban him for 5 matches

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:09 am

bah. FC Porto beat Bnfica 3-2 with a last-minute goal with a hand-ball!

i don't blame the ref, in fact i had to look at it in slow-mo twice to see it, but i do blame the FCP player for being a cheating prick.

actually i didn't see anything (i was drinking) but my friend said it was. either way we deserved to tie the game, not to lose.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:09 pm

Az, your mob had better beat Celtic this week! I don't know how much more of this Rangers being shit/Celtic being quite good I can take. :sad:

Azrael · **Posted:** Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:59 pm

hah! i wish!

Benfica's defense is in shambles despite the fact that they're the same guys that made it so solid last year: Luisão, Anderson, Ricardo Rocha and Léo are all there. but somehow it's like there's some huge gaping hole there!

anyway, hm, for our own good we have to win this. 3 games and 1 point, against fucking FC Copenhagen, is shit compared to what we did last year.

Radagast · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:24 pm

AAAAAZ!!!!!

*girlish victory dance*

:dio:

Azrael · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:52 pm

DUDE! CALDWELL IS THE FUCKING MAN!!

What Caldwell did for Benfica:
1. Own goal. cell-phone :lol:

(self-own)
2. Fucks up and lets the ball rebound off his face... into Nuno Gomes's feet
3. Opens his legs (not that way, you perverts) and lets Karyaka's shot go straight through and into the goal.

Benfica announced that they are interesting in acquiring Caldwell's services. first he shows that he can work well both alone (in the own goal Nuno Gomes was unlikely to make it to the ball in time so he took the initiative and put it in the goal himself) and with his teammates (that perfect assist for Nuno Gomes), then he shows cunning by opening his legs in the last moment to let the ball slip through. :ph34r:

EDIT - for those who didn't see the match, those 3 mistakes resulted in 3 goals for Benfica

Azrael · **Posted:** Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:26 am

In case you didn't get the joke:
Last week Benfica played FC Porto and injured their star player (or one of their star players) Anderson, who will be out for about 3 months.

This week Celtic played Benfica in Lisbon and their supporters brought a huge shirt with "you will never walk alone" written in it, in memory of late Benfica player Miklos "Miki" Feher.

so, you know, Anderson is injured, and can't, you know, walk alone. lol.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Sparta Prague is the second big team humiliated by Zulte-Waregem in the Uefacup. This is starting to get funny. Oh well, they're playing Ajax and Espanyol next, i doubt they can win to them.

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:12 pm

Rangers 2-0 Macabbi Hard-Fi :dio:

Some wanker ran onto the pitch with a Palestine flag and tried to cuff himself to the goalpost. I hope he was victim to some serious police brutality.

Azrael · **Posted:** Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:05 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwNMvgrRxoU

Fabrizio Miccoli's excellent dribble vs. Beira-Mar this Sunday. shame he didn't score:/

Azrael · **Posted:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:35 pm

Former FC Barcelona and Spain captain Josep "Pep" Guardiola retired at age 35.

won the Spanish league title, cup and supercup, the Champions' League, Cup Winners' Cup and Supercup and an Olympic gold medal.

Guardiola

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:22 pm

Azrael wrote:

Guardiola

+

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:47 pm

CH play against brazil tonight... I can't watch it but I hope Senderos mortally injures Ronaldinho. I HATE that smiling fucktard. And Italy play against Turkey too, everyone root for those who invented kebabs!

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

FrigidSymphony wrote:

CH play against brazil tonight... I can't watch it but I hope Senderos mortally injures Ronaldinho. I HATE that smiling fucktard. And Italy play against Turkey too, everyone root for those who invented kebabs!

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:05 pm

Fingon wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

CH play against brazil tonight... I can't watch it but I hope Senderos mortally injures Ronaldinho. I HATE that smiling fucktard. And Italy play against Turkey too, everyone root for those who invented kebabs!

u evil man! I quite like Ronaldinho along with eto and Messi, a shame those two are injuried for the time being. Messi seems to have to mind of a (great) footballplayer but the body of a weak old lady, next thing you know and his hip is broken.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Astaroth wrote:

Fingon wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

CH play against brazil tonight... I can't watch it but I hope Senderos mortally injures Ronaldinho. I HATE that smiling fucktard. And Italy play against Turkey too, everyone root for those who invented kebabs!

u evil man! I quite like Ronaldinho along with eto and Messi, a shame those two are injuried for the time being. Messi seems to have to mind of a (great) footballplayer but the body of a weak old lady, next thing you know and his hip is broken.

thank god you're still a decent person. Not liking someone is everyone's right but to wish that person to be 'mortally' injured is completely retarded. If you were in my presence at the moment Fridge, i'd break your knees using a sledgehammer :mad:

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