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KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Eternal Idol wrote:

I think if you spent more time drinking Beer like a fucking man, you wouldn't have time to post this pussy ass shit. Clean your vagina out, put on some fucking Tankard, and go get a 6 pack. Your penis will be restored to it's normal location.

Haha, I kept thinking about this, "Wow someone on the internetz thinks I'm gay cuz I don't drink...", and all I gotta say is:

BAL and Balls firmly relocated back where they belong. Who says peer pressure doesn't exist? Give that fucker a raise. :dio:

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:49 pm

Well done, Eternal, you just caused a relapse. :wacko:

...you didn't?

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:14 pm

.............................

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:56 pm

I think this calls for a solid WTFXXORZ?!!1

Slipkyes · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:04 am

uhm... yeah... well... I don´t think I completely got it, but if you´re saying you started drinking because someone told you your penis was growing unaccordingly because of the low level of beer your body held... well... good for you man, now your penis is a man´s penis!

I stopped drinking completely at the ago of 17 two years ago, all my friends are already used to it, nobody has messed with my penis just because I think it´s a lot more fun to see how everyone else is drunk and can´t control themselves while I just laugh and end up taking everybody home cause they´re not in conditions to be driving

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Okay, let me clear things up...

In all my grappling days, I never met a character more interesting than my friend Greg... From New York. We met on the College squad, and Greg wrestled several weights above me. Whenever someone attempted to take Greg... From New York, down, he immidiately gave them a reach around. He used to tell everyone, "Hey, if you try to take me down, I'm gunna give you a reach around, and finger your ass."

See?

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:54 pm

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

Okay, let me clear things up...

In all my grappling days, I never met a character more interesting than my friend Greg... From New York. We met on the College squad, and Greg wrestled several weights above me. Whenever someone attempted to take Greg... From New York, down, he immidiately gave them a reach around. He used to tell everyone, "Hey, if you try to take me down, I'm gunna give you a reach around, and finger your ass."

See?

Thanx a bunch.

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