Metal Reviews

I'm glad she's dead, and I hope her scumbag laywer Howard K Stern-no not the radio guy Zad-follows suit. At least now she can't kill her daughter.

(venting after seeing the news outlets turn into Annathon)

Lets just say I looked up those girls, and they are how you say, very nice.

The wonders of God's creation.

Never heard of her. Oh well, more room for the rest of us.

Now, if only more useless celebrities would follow her exaple... Paris Hilton, anyone?

I'd give my left nut for the change to strangle that whore. And perhaps hatefuck her too, haha.

Dude, you've just taken the subtlety and tact crown from Hellraiser with that post, bravo!

You know those gangster movies where they tie someone to a chair and punch the shit out of them? I dream of doing that to Paris Hilton.

and then they duck tape plastic bags over there heads till they pass out, then pull it off just in time to keep them allive, then maybe cut off an ear, then cover them with gas and start the blaze.

Wow, it's getting nasty in here. I like it, keep going.

I had a dream last night I was on top of a tree and some guy was trying to climp up so I kept whipping him with branches until all his skin was gone and he was just a mass of blood.

Ok? That's not what I meant by keep it up, but I guess every board member needs to get in on it somehow. Good job noodles!

Yeah I guess it only would have been on topic if it I'd killed Paris Hilton in it.

Hah. It was still good. If you had dreams with Paris Hilton, you would be considered a dirty boy.

o god this thread has gone so wrong, what started with a dead whore is now noodles talking about whipping people and the walnut calling him a dirty boy.

You know you like it.

i wear girlpants

Nice.

you know CNN gave this thing 90 minutes with no commercials?? That's more than the presidential elections and a little bit less than 9/11.

well this is way important to most americans, elections, only 1/4 of the people turn out for, yet 98 percent will franticly argue politics. 100% of white trash sluts are interested in anna nicoles fate because they aspire to rise from rags to riches like she did, even though she sort of just stepped up from egyptian cotton sheets to sheets made from dodo bird feathers.
And what is the day time demographic watching network tv? CNN is just playing to their audience.