Metal Reviews

Jesus. I'm never going to Thailand, or getting drunk there if I do. I'm watching the Discovery channel right now, and it's about lady-boys in Thailand. A lady-boy is a man that dresses as a woman, gets a boob job and such. I knew it was more accepted over there, but some of these men look so much like women it's not even funny. I haven't seen many transvestites/transgenders here in the states that don't look exactly like a dude dolled up like a woman. But like 9 out of 10 "chicks" they showed on this damn documentary looked legit. That's scary.

Don't go to Thailand. Don't end up with a lady-boy like this asshole did:



And that one's not very convincing either.

My penis is not amused.

yeah, when i went to Phuket or Pukhet (can't remember) the guy said that sex-change operations were cheaper there and so people who were, you know, into that tend to converge there.

i remember when we were passing the "go-go bars" in the car he saw me looking and them and asked "they're hot, aren't they?" and i nodded and he said "too bad most of them are men"

I wanna go to thailand and sniff cocaine off a tranny hooker's boobs.

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Hey, don't knock it until you try it!

just kidding. It happened to mate of mine and he ended up knocking the 'guy' out. Bad ju-ju.

A buddy of mine went there for a few weeks once. They are also known for their massages, so my buddy took advantage of this and got as many massages as he could (there was a massage parlor right underneath the place he was staying at). The last day he decided he wanted one last message before leaving. At first it was the girl who he had received many prior to this one, then he said as his head was in the pillow he heard the door open and someone enter. He listened as the two exchanged words and suddenly a new set of hands were on him. This massage was not like the rest, this one hurt. Eventually he got up and turned around and saw the Adam’s apple. He sprang up and ran out of the room and as he was leaving the two were laughing hysterically at him. Funny stuff.

Does anyone realise the pic is leee?

First of all she is from Taiwan not a Thai girl....

You can tell if they are Lady Boys or not. Here are the rules:

1. Tall = lady boy

2. Big boobs or too perfect boobs = lady boy

3. If they only want anal = lady boy

Singapore is full of them too if you go to certain clubs but seriously, unless you are blind drunk you can tell unless you are noob to Asia.

They are also muscular.

Well, I didn't have anything to make comparisons to. All I know is this show was full of dudes that looked like hot chicks.

I masturdbated three times.

And leeeeeeee, stop lying. I'm onto you, son!

I knew, I let out a loud laugh to when I saw it. Ken is a funny man, but never returns my pms...

Yikes, chicks with dicks
I know somebody who went to Thailand every year, he met a girl there and now they are living together in Holland. So they are not all lady-boys

let's take turns molesting the children
i'm so bored with my life
let's take turns molesting the children
then i'll go home to my wife

Is she in ex-bar girl? I don't know why guys do that but whatever is cool.

If anyone wants to read a cool book about Thailand, Bar Girls and what NOT to do check out Private Dancer by Stephan Leathur, excellant book.

The girl in the pic that Ken so kindly put up is my ex, she is from Taiwan (not a Thai lady boy) and that was taken in the forbidden city. Even though she is my ex she is picking me up at the airport in Shanghai and staying with me while i am in China. Asian girls are cool and loyal......

Ken, if you want to fuck lady boys it is cool, just don't drag me down your downward spiral but I can point you in the right direction for sure......

EDIT: Why do you want my e-mail address? Are you a lady-boy?

You posted that pic first. Don't be mad.


Dragging you down? I'm going down there to hang with you, homey!

I'm whatever you want me to be. But you could of at least responded and told me to piss off or go to hell.

I just saw it when you posted this reply.

Oh, I didn't know that. So is that a no? You would be the first to say no...