Metal Reviews

Did you e-punch him? I did. Bad Jeff!

Neil Cavuto vs Paul Krugmann of the NY Times. The latter is completely just "zomg wtf?" at all of the former's questions. It's like:

Krugmann: "I think that while growth has been high it has not been spread equally enough across the whole economy"
Cavuto: "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE GEORGE BUSH IS A REPUBLICAN, YOU'RE A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY NUT WHAT ABOUT 9/11- DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?"
Krugmann: Ah, fair and balanced all the way LOLZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaagpBO_CMY

Honestly I could spend ages just looking at clips of FOX news on youtube, it truly is the world's most hilarious news channel. I love all those guys, Cavuto, Hannity/Colmes whichever is which, but for me the best is Bill O'Reilly. He is the king, he's just such an obnoxious arsehole. I got back to my parents house this weekend and was looking through their digital channels and saw FOX news, and just at the time "The O'Reilly Factor" was coming on. Imagine my disappointment when I went there only to find they haven't subscribed to it

The best thing about O'Reilly is how it always looks like he's getting his arse kicked in debates, but then he just shuts the other dude off and delivers the last word, that's how the pros do it

I also enjoy the work of Glenn Beck, although I think he is on CNN, fucking with those commies. You crazy yanks have such awesome current affairs shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUOFTPbxuWA&NR

w00t even better! The same dude vs O'Reilly himself!

O'Reilly: You lied in your book saying that tax cuts wouldn't end the recession.
Krugman: Actually I said they'd be ineffective at job creation.
O'Reilly: Job creation? What is that? Semantics? Don't call me a liar pal *wags finger menacingly*
Some other dude: Actually there has been a net loss of jobs since those tax cuts.
O'Reilly: Yes that's because of 9/11

Badass

Since no one asked and I love the sound of my own keystrokes, my girlfriend has a friend called Noodles.

O_o

Are we talking about Jeff? Or are there two noodles' in the world?

Did anyone have a problem with the site about 4hours ago?

For me it was totally down :S

Well if rad has a friend named noodles, there would be three... 'cause I stole my acc name from The Offspring's guitarist's nickname.

And yeah, the site wasn't working.

This forum may be dead, but i refuse to let the post count +1 thread die.

also I realised the openings to both Autopsy's 'In The Grip Of Winter' and Cathedral's 'Iconoclast' sound incredibly similar.

http://www.last.fm/music/Grayceon

when last.fm similar artists come in useful: Grayceon are a mix of Demilich, Ludicra, Wolves in the Throne Room, Mouth of the Architect and Asunder

how did i not see the similarities before!

Apparently the Cross Bronx Expressway makes people horny.

This weekend a friend of mine was nice enough to invite me to come to her family's house in northern New Jersey (Jew country) for Passover. On Saturday, as we were driving through New York City on 95, my friend (who was doing the driving) suddenly exclaimed, "What the fuck?! Look behind you!" I turned, but couldn't see anything. Then, in the side mirror, I saw a car in the right-hand lane with something very odd happening on top. At first I couldn't quite comprehend what I was seeing, but then...yes...those girls are half-naked and having sex on top of that car. Two chicks were hanging out the sunroof, one spread-eagled, both in various states of undress. They passed us at around 30 mph, and one seemed to be fingering the other. Unfortunately, both she and I were too dumbfounded to take pictures in time. We both regretted not having a real video camera, especially when, about three hundred yards up, they started thrusting.

Then, driving back on that same stretch of road tonight, we were behind this car that was weaving just a touch within the lane, and whose brake lights kept blinking off and on. My friend decided that this was not the car to be behind at 9:45 at night, and so we pulled around to pass it. I looked over to see who it was, and in the driver's seat was a dude with a shaved head, his arms up really high on the steering wheel...and what looked like someone bent over his lap. So while I won't swear to it, I think I saw road head.

Don't people know that this shit causes accidents?

I'm fucking 19! (my birthday was yesterday). I got a load of books, a A Matter of Life and Death t-shirt and a ticket to AIK - Kalmar (first round in the swedish football league)

happy birthday

Happy Birthday

So my significant other and I's Anniversary is coming up May 1st.
And I don't know what the blue hell to get him.

He's getting me a pink DS. a pink... DS...
which is lucky, as the new pokemon comes out the 22nd of April don't make fun!

I know I'll get him a CD of some sort, well I'll have to order it, as our CD store has nothing.

but what should I get him? Ideas?

get him one of those checks worth X dollars, then he can go and pick out his own CD.

or Kamelot's DVD!!

Did no one else read this?? Holy fuck. What she saw was meant for my eyes dammit!!!

Dont worry about it me and my gf are each buying a copy to go through at the same time. Say what you will about the shows but those games are addictive as fuck.

You are not alone.

HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA....

LLLLOOLLL, holy shit. I mean....holy shit, I would never expect to see anything like that again in my life if I were you.