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BWAHAHA!! That's awesome. In fact, that's so funny, I will now laugh again, using a different form of internet laughter.

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recent south park episode (300 parody):

http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e159

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Azrael wrote:
recent south park episode (300 parody):

http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e159

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That was a good one, but only slightly distrubing when the giant persian scissors with garison
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bahahahhahah.
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the fact that she looks down and then realizes is the funniest part.
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just the look on her face when she runs away is hilarious...
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someone please tell me wtf the lyrics in Terror 2000's "Stattena T(h)rash" are about!

Uppför backen, ifrån stan
In på hemköp, flera gånger om dan
Slåss med tanter i den långa kassakön
Och Johnny Biff som precis har fått sin lön
Utanför S.A.T.S där luktar det bränt
Broilers som glöder, dörren står på glänt
Rottweilers, blondiner och kick and box
Spinning apelsiner och Klas i ett par Cox
Pfizer stinker Zoega's luktar gott
Helgen kommer med nattklubbar och shots
Johnny och Lisa dom ställer till med fest
alkoläsk, gin tonic är det dom gillar bäst

Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?
Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?

Nu är det sommar med rix hela dan
Resa till mallis med sprit och bad
Säsongen är över och HIF fick däng
Förlusterna svider när vi sjunger vår refräng

Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?
Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?

Vi har vårt hem i Helsingborg
Vi tror vi rockar fett, trots vår sorg
Vårt storstadskomplex utan identitet
Bleknar så fort i största hemlighet
Vi tror vi är så jävla bra
Vi jobbar 7-4 och vill bara hem
Vi vill faktiskt bara dra
För det regnar hela tiden och vårt HIF får däng

Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?
Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?

Vi har vårt hem i Helsingborg
Vi tror vi rockar fett, trots vår sorg
Vårt storstadskomplex utan identitet
Bleknar så fort i största hemlighet x2

(source: metal archives)

the song fucking kills btw :dio:

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the 2006 yo-yo world champion. holy shit!

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Azrael wrote:
someone please tell me wtf the lyrics in Terror 2000's "Stattena T(h)rash" are about!

Uppför backen, ifrån stan
In på hemköp, flera gånger om dan
Slåss med tanter i den långa kassakön
Och Johnny Biff som precis har fått sin lön
Utanför S.A.T.S där luktar det bränt
Broilers som glöder, dörren står på glänt
Rottweilers, blondiner och kick and box
Spinning apelsiner och Klas i ett par Cox
Pfizer stinker Zoega's luktar gott
Helgen kommer med nattklubbar och shots
Johnny och Lisa dom ställer till med fest
alkoläsk, gin tonic är det dom gillar bäst

Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?
Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?

Nu är det sommar med rix hela dan
Resa till mallis med sprit och bad
Säsongen är över och HIF fick däng
Förlusterna svider när vi sjunger vår refräng

Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?
Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?

Vi har vårt hem i Helsingborg
Vi tror vi rockar fett, trots vår sorg
Vårt storstadskomplex utan identitet
Bleknar så fort i största hemlighet
Vi tror vi är så jävla bra
Vi jobbar 7-4 och vill bara hem
Vi vill faktiskt bara dra
För det regnar hela tiden och vårt HIF får däng

Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?
Stattena trash
vem gillar HIF?

Vi har vårt hem i Helsingborg
Vi tror vi rockar fett, trots vår sorg
Vårt storstadskomplex utan identitet
Bleknar så fort i största hemlighet x2

(source: metal archives)

the song fucking kills btw :dio:



BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I could never do it justice by translating it.

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Azrael
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aw c'mon, at least tell what it's about!

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story ... ker-103704

Man cuts off penis in busy restaurant :sad:
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2064406,00.html?gusrc=ticker-103704

Man cuts off penis in busy restaurant :sad:


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wow. bet they won't be ordering sausage next time they go to a restaurant.

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...what does "ist krieg" mean in English?

Somehow I don't know.
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heatseeker wrote:
...what does "ist krieg" mean in English?

Somehow I don't know.


Krieg means war.
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...what does "ist krieg" mean in English?

Somehow I don't know.


Krieg is german for war. ist is...... is? It all comes from the Nargaroth album Black Metal Ist Krieg, which would be black metal is war.

But i guess now people use it in ways that dont make sense. :D
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