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Dylan@Metalreviews
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Wow, that's kinda pathetic.
KINDA?!?!?!
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Cú Chulainn
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I'd ride the wind to Rome
And take the Vatican by storm.
Rob them of their feeble hope
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Apparently I moved back in with my parents. Can't wait to be Krieg!

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Azrael
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wait. she had sex for VIRTUAL MONEY?

(serious question, i don't know WTF she's going on about)

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Azrael wrote:
wait. she had sex for VIRTUAL MONEY?

(serious question, i don't know WTF she's going on about)

Yes.
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Warcraft and prostitution, together at last.
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Warcraft and prostitution, together at last.


I bet some fat, sweaty gamer agrees, then she turns up and she too is a fat sweaty gamer called Russel. And they are both furries. So they have buttsecks over computer game money. And this is witnessed by the gods, who before this have been arguing over whether or not the human race should be allowed to continue. After this they agree that it should not. Osiris is especially disgusted, but Loki just laughs and says, "I told you this would happen."

Bird flu ensues.
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Mintrude wrote:
Warcraft and prostitution, together at last.


I bet some fat, sweaty gamer agrees, then she turns up and she too is a fat sweaty gamer called Russel. And they are both furries. So they have buttsecks over computer game money. And this is witnessed by the gods, who before this have been arguing over whether or not the human race should be allowed to continue. After this they agree that it should not. Osiris is especially disgusted, but Loki just laughs and says, "I told you this would happen."

Bird flu ensues.


Fucking furries.
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Washington D.C. is about to become subject to much LULz

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2 ninjas. AN epic battle. Like 300 but with even more ass kickery with less people. In theaters this summer.







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I used to have an earring, but took it out about five or six years ago. Ever since then whenever I rub that earlobe between my thumb and forfinger, then smell my thumb, it stinks like dirty feet. Anyone else experience this?
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i never pierced anything (except my insides - PIERCED FROM WITHIN!! RAARRR!!) , but when i put my finger in my belly button it also smells like dirty feet.

EDIT: http://www.joystiq.com/2007/05/02/stude ... is-school/

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I had a dream that had this one part in it where this guy was reading a newspaper article which said Grayceon's members were lesbians. o__o
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Today, there is going to be a party, for I turned 21! I bought 50 bottles of special beers (double, triple, quadruple, trapists) and a shitload of normal beer and other booze for the girls. Damn, this is going to be one hell of a party again, I expect about 30 to 35 friends...
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happy birthday man!
my friend's birthday was yesterday, and we're going out for dinner/drunker rampage tonight, i'll be sure to drink one for you :dio:

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woot happy birthday!
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boner of the year :lol: :lol:

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