Metal Reviews

The most disturbing movie is by far Pokemon: The Movie. Wierd shit from Japan.

Those Japanese "Guinea Pig" flims sound disturbing as fuck. fake snuff movies with people getting tortured to death and the like.

I've been trying to find those films in Finland for some time. A friend who was big time into snuff in his high school years said he's seen worse though.

I haven't got Cannibal Holocaust yet either, but am going to buy it.

Other very disturbing movies (real movies though, not mondo/snuff): Audition and Last House on the Left. Audition actually made me feel ill.

Only two are like that, Flowers of Flesh and Blood (which you can stream online). http://video.google.ca/videosearch?q=Flowers+of+Blood

First link and Devils Experiments. Mermaid in a Manhole is just plain weird and disgusting and touching. The others are kind of sicko comedy/horry (He never Dies)

Follow my link and you can finally see it. Also you can buy the box set from Amazon but I don't know if you can do that in Finland or go to the Unearthed Films website. I would say only 3 out of the 6 are really worth watching and they are short as well like 60 minutes, so beware.

lol, sorry bro, for some reason I always lump you into the Sonata Arctica guy and that Fingon dude age group..... Like I said, is all taste, you can't even appreciate what they were trying to do with mood and making you work for it...? You should maybe check out "Cure" you might like that one.

Some, but the vast majority was totally faked especially faces of death. All the people and experts were hired actors, etc. You can read about it, I just read a huge article on it not too long ago. I know what your talking about with Africa . If you get the Grindhouse SE release of CH it has it included as well as all of the animal stuff (but you can watch a version of it without)

You guys get a lot of great movies in Holland. Tokyo Shock is from there and there seems to be a lot of extreme film versions that are Dutch releases.

Slither

Movie genius! Cheesy as hell and also funny.

Watching Guinea Pig 2 - Flowers of Flesh and Blood. (Thanks for the link leee!)

The gore scenes are pretty ordinary by todays standards, but the general atmosphere is pretty sick. The psychopath in the samurai helmet is fucking creepy. I got shivers when he turned to the camera for the first time.

I though The Last House on the Left was boring, stupid shit and it basically turned into Home Alone towards the end when the parents were setting traps.

But the bit where they made the girl pee herself was a bit "oooooooh......not nice......"

Last House on the Left is easily one of Craven's best films for me... in fact, I'm sure it's his best. I love the hippyish soundtrack, especially the way it actually narrates what is going on some of the time. The film itself feels really real and unpleasant, a true video nasty, yet at the same time it has this wacky humour running through it. Trying to fit those two sides of it together is hard, sometimes.

It also earns points for the cast commentary, where we get to hear one of the actors who since becae a xxx pornstar talk about how shameful and immoral this film is.

Ooh talking of Japanese horror, did anyone see Takashi Miike's episode on Masters of Horror? The best I've seen so far of that series, and actually one of the only times I've found a scene really hard to watch. I really, REALLY wanted to look away during the fingernail scene.

The greatest movie of all time is officially Samuel L. Jackson's Formula 51. This is the movie that Snakes on a Plane was supposed to be.

Is that the one with Bobby Carlisle as the Liverpool fan? Its called The 51st State over here.

Speaking of Bobby - 28 Weeks Later next, er, week. Please don't suck.

Just watched Threads. A 1984 English docudrama about the effects of a nuclear fallout. Very dark stuff.

Enough disturbing movies for one day...

Yep, and Meatloaf as a gangster. The movie is a sublime work of genius.

haha that was a great movie

well, my behaviour confuse ppl i guess

i do appreciate the some of the stuff, the bizarre images. And i also appreaciate that they used ambient background noice instead of the classical american scary-scary-stab-stab!-aargh! music.

but i didn't appreciate this:

" We have to find her and dig up her body " ... why exactly is that?
" This video tape is not of this world." ... wha'?!? .. a ghost tape?! wtf?
After they removed the top of the well, the ghost crawl out on the tape and out into the living room. Then she stares at the ex-husband with her evil eye and he dies with a frozen facial expression... but ehm... why did the other ppl die with such expression when the ghost was trapped in the well at the time?.. me not understand.
Then there's the tempo in the movie. I do understand that the main-characters deadline is a fear-factor on it's own, but i dunno. Imo it was too slow. And when the ex-husband reveal his secret powers it is merely a footnote in the dialogue.. Bad.

This prolly doesn't spoil the movie for you, i hope not. To others it might seem silly. Had it been an action movie i would have been dissapointed not to have found cheasyness. Most of my dvd movies are cheasy .. but with a horror movie it different. But you're right, it's a matter of taste. Many ppl find the exorcist scary too, i even heard that back when it was released ppl were given vomit bag in the theaters. But i was rather dissapointed when i saw that.

If i had to direct a horror movie it would be more like the Silent Hill games with its bizare creatures and muddy graphics - the modern horror movies are too clean. It should be raw and dirty- black metal style. And then some inspiration from some scary "dreams" i have had. Wouldn't catagorize them as nightmares since they only last 1-30 seconds and contains mostly voice ambient noice stuff, blurred vision but always with alot of emotions; being freaking scared - total freezing coldness, and one time i litterally felt like being strangled while having no vision at all - it just came suddenly, i did wake up, but first inside dream where i was getting choked by my sister who had a hysterical grin on her face. Another time i just woke with fast beating heart due to the sound of a hideous scream only to be found inside the mind, and i wasn't even dreaming when it happened.. weird... So it's not like i can't get scared. But then again, i don't think ppl get scared of the same things.

It was ok, but not that great. The 51st State's a lot better...

Snuff films? Weirdos.

Art School Confidential - Not bad at all, with bonuses in the form of a great part from Jim Broadbent, and Steve Buscemi doing his thang.

Hot Fuzz

Wow, best fucking movie of the year. I was laughing my ass off through the entire damn thing.

And now that I'm 17, no wrinkly old hag can stop me going into a rated R movie. Take that system!