Metal Reviews

Isn't the law 18?

NC-17 would be 18, R is everyone under 17 can't get in without someone older than 21 accompanying them.

Year of the Dog. Good independent movie with Molly Shannon. It's funny and I love the character devolpment. 7.5/10

I love quebec, where about one movie has been rated PG-16 since I've started going to movies, and about everything is rated G. Doesn't matter for me anymore, but still, I wouldn't have been able to have seen most of the movies I watched in theatres if I lived anywhere else.

One Floo Over the Cuckoo's Nest - great movie. i watched it with like 8 other people are we were totally speechless at the end

Saw 3. Not scary, not entertaining. Just some sick fuck film-maker's cathartic murder fantasy.

Mr Bean's Holiday.

Kill Bill Vol.1

Nowhere near as good as I was expecting. Too much arsing about between fights, and the dialogue wasn't what I'd expect from Tarantino.

I love that movie! It's awesome, and the second one is also very good. Just not as much action.

I saw Night at the Museum and Beerleague. Night at the Museum is what I expected, but I thought beerleague would be funnier seeing as how Artie Lange was in it.

"What happened to you face?" "Oh. I saw these two guys trying to rob this old lady so I stepped in." "That's so sweet." "Yeah she was a tuff broad but we managed to get her purse."

And the movie is Beerleague not that horrible Beerfest.

Spider-Man 3...I thought it was very good. I really liked the first two and I though this one was at least as good as the others. Everyone in the theater kept laughing whenever Harry did something, though--I didn't really get what was funny.

Austin Powers 2. Man, this one sucks compared to the other two.

Yeah I loved both movies. I probably liked the 2nd one more actually because it had more atmosphere in it.

I'll probably check out Vol.2 just for completions sake. Maybe I was dissapointed by Vol.1 because I expecting something completlely different, It definetly wasn't anywhere near the level of violence I'd heard about, not that that's necessarily a bad thing...

I saw this last night. Bruce Campbell was funny. They made spiderman seem emo when he gets taken over by the black suit which was kind of lame. Topher Grace's voice coming out of venom sounded funny.

Basically, it was really good. There were just minor quirks about the script and dialogue that bothered me.

Spider-Man 3

Waaaaay less shit than the second one. Still not very good though. What's with that 20 minutes in the middle where it goes completely batshit insane when he turns into an evil emokid? Jesus Fuck.

Not enough characterisation on the villains (spoilaz!). So like, the Sandman is a good bad guy who doesn't get foiled at even one crime by Spider-Man (although he does try to kill him) so he agrees to help Venom, who just sort of appears for the last half hour, to kill him. Then Venom dies and he just sort of...changes his mind? Fuck off. Too much stuff just happening. Black crap from space! Ah, just run with it. Guy stumbles into randomly placed science experiment! Lets hear no more concerning this for the rest of the film! New Goblin subpolt that was built up for basically the whole of the second film - let's get that one out of the way for a while with an amnesia subpolt!

I still sort of enjoyed it (Bruce Campbell!) but there was just way too much shit going on at the one time. Three villains was just too much. At least Aunt Mae only got to make 2 of her fortune cookie wisdom speeches, and neither of of them had that "oh my god, this, like, applies to Spider-Man as well as Peter!" stupidity.

Bleh, bring on the next Batman film.

I loved the emo stuff. It was completely hilarious and made sense within the context of Peter Parker: He acts like what he thinks a cool person acts like, with lawltastic consequences. Dance scene rules!

Tarantino is very overrated. Very.

A Good Year - French chick, Russell Crowe, what's not to like?

Those scenes where totally hilarious, I agree.

How overrated? He never lies about where is inspiration comes from? Maybe from internet fan boy ranting, but he makes exactly the kind of movie he wants to, no shame in that.

I like Tarrantino's movies. They're kind of fragmented but the entertainment value makes up for that.

Overrated as in, his films are kinda crap.