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Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:30 pm

"A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children."

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/article ... ?from=top5

Brisbane, huh? Sir Wanksalot...

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:08 pm

Azrael wrote:

"A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children."

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/article ... ?from=top5

Brisbane, huh? Sir Wanksalot...

Major

noodles · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:55 pm

Azrael wrote:

"A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children."

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/article ... ?from=top5

Brisbane, huh? Sir Wanksalot...

Rofl.

EdgeOfForever · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:50 pm

noodles wrote:

Azrael wrote:

"A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children."

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/article ... ?from=top5

Brisbane, huh? Sir Wanksalot...

Rofl.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

Oh my god, funniness overload.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:12 am

EdgeOfForever wrote:

noodles wrote:

Azrael wrote:

"A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children."

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/article ... ?from=top5

Brisbane, huh? Sir Wanksalot...

Rofl.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

Oh my god, funniness overload.

Bloody hell, spat food all over my keyboard when I saw that. :lol:

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:10 pm

Dago · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:25 pm

Azrael · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:24 pm

and have you seen that "222kg seven year-old" video i posted on the diet thread?

it must take a whole lot of stupid to even let things get to this level.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:19 pm

i would fucking kill myself with a hammer i weighted that much :wacko:

.. first i would have a few bags of chips and 2 kilos of butter as my final meal, though... cuz that is clearly, what those kind of ppl eat all day long.. chips and butter.. .mmm.. butter...

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:21 pm

I would guess that the man on the right, at least, has some serious medical problems as well. That kind of corpulence is highly unusual, and points to something other than just diet and (lack of) exercize.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:45 am

I had to sit next to something that was that fucking disgusting on a coach once. Still makes me feel sick. Filthy fat slimy bastards.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:42 am

Zad wrote:

I had to sit next to something that was that fucking disgusting on a coach once. Still makes me feel sick. Filthy fat slimy bastards.

Zad says what we're all thinking.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:53 am

Zad wrote:

I had to sit next to something that was that fucking disgusting on a coach once. Still makes me feel sick. Filthy fat slimy bastards.

Such hatred, and from one so young. Tsk.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:35 am

You could solve Africa's problems by rounding up all the obese fleshpots and send them out there as food. Imagine the number of steaks you could get from just one of the abominations. Yuck!

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:43 pm

Just put them in a pen and let them graze on hay. Once they are no longer involved in single-handedly slurping down an entire postcode's worth of food in one sitting, you will see the world's stockpiles of food shoot up. I'll give Marilyn Manson one thing, this surely is the Golden Age of Grotesque.

And imagine the sheer volume of manure that one of these gastropods produces.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:42 pm

Quote:

According to Gangs in Greenhaven Press’ Opposing Viewpoints series the Decepticons inspired at least one real life criminal group. In the essay “A Need for Power and Respect Encourages Gang Behavior,” Isis Sap Grant recalls joining the Decepticons and that the “name was inspired by a silly Saturday morning cartoon, Transformers, which pitted the Decepticons, who were the bad guys against the Autobots, who were the law enforcers.” Formed in the early 1980s at a New York City high school, Brooklyn Tech, the gang leader, “Derek,” renamed himself Megatron and the school Cybertron. According to Isis-Sap Grant, Derek has since been shot in the head and paralyzed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decepticon

LOL!

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:39 pm

Tlaloc wrote:

Quote:

According to Gangs in Greenhaven Press’ Opposing Viewpoints series the Decepticons inspired at least one real life criminal group. In the essay “A Need for Power and Respect Encourages Gang Behavior,” Isis Sap Grant recalls joining the Decepticons and that the “name was inspired by a silly Saturday morning cartoon, Transformers, which pitted the Decepticons, who were the bad guys against the Autobots, who were the law enforcers.” Formed in the early 1980s at a New York City high school, Brooklyn Tech, the gang leader, “Derek,” renamed himself Megatron and the school Cybertron. According to Isis-Sap Grant, Derek has since been shot in the head and paralyzed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decepticon

LOL!

loooooool

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:36 pm

noodles wrote:

Tlaloc wrote:

Quote:

According to Gangs in Greenhaven Press’ Opposing Viewpoints series the Decepticons inspired at least one real life criminal group. In the essay “A Need for Power and Respect Encourages Gang Behavior,” Isis Sap Grant recalls joining the Decepticons and that the “name was inspired by a silly Saturday morning cartoon, Transformers, which pitted the Decepticons, who were the bad guys against the Autobots, who were the law enforcers.” Formed in the early 1980s at a New York City high school, Brooklyn Tech, the gang leader, “Derek,” renamed himself Megatron and the school Cybertron. According to Isis-Sap Grant, Derek has since been shot in the head and paralyzed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decepticon

LOL!

loooooool

Optimus prime owned Derek in tha head.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:05 pm

Tlaloc wrote:

Just put them in a pen and let them graze on hay. Once they are no longer involved in single-handedly slurping down an entire postcode's worth of food in one sitting, you will see the world's stockpiles of food shoot up. I'll give Marilyn Manson one thing, this surely is the Golden Age of Grotesque.

And imagine the sheer volume of manure that one of these gastropods produces.

I whole heartedly agree. I was watching a special on the Learning Channel about some of these abominations. One had his entire family living in his apartment with him, to CONSTANTLY cook for his fat, sloth-like ass. His family said it cost over $300 a day just to feed him. I only make about $400 a week! It's utterly disgusting how many calories these human cows consume in a single day.

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:59 pm

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