Mintrude wrote:
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Transformers. 60% awesome, 40% filler.
Does it still have the 80s metal theme song, sung by some Dio rip-off like the first movie?
Nah, but it had Linkin Park during the credits

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Plus it still incorporated the "ork ik chick" sound effect of them transforming (yet rather inconsistently), which was

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The awesome bits of Transformers:
Megan Fox.
Optimus Prime.
Half of the robot action sequences where you can follow what's going on.
Megan Fox's boobs.
It was piss-funny in places (intentionally).
The acting for the most part was pretty good.
Non-close up shots of the transformers.
Blackout (the Decepticon chopper) is KICK ARSE!
Pretty cool story.
A transforming vending machine. Look out for it during the final street battle sequence.
The world's coolest transformer. You will see him when the scientists point the Allspark radiation at a mobile phone. You'll know what I mean when you see it.
The lame bits of Transformers:
The other half of the robot action sequences. Take two transformers toys and stick them in a spin dryer. Stick your face as close to the glass as possible so you get an extreme close up. That is a transformers fight.
The design of the transformers. Waaaaaaaaaaay over the top. Too much shit going on all over their bodies and faces. It becomes distracting, and you can never get a real feel for what they look like (Frenzy is a perfect example).
Megatron does not have his arm cannon (and he
is that steel wool looking thing I posted a while ago).
The transformers fire (mostly) projectile weapons rather than lasers. Boo!
Oh yeah, here's some Decepticons at the last minute. We almost forgot about them.
They could have easily chopped off an 3/4 of an hour. The whole military thing for the most part is a waste of time.
Edit: Blackout, not Barricade.