my cousin brought his ps2 over and we've been playing PES 2008. it's good, but there is one thing that really makes me want to break the goddamn game and controller in half (like Kim did with PES6

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THE SHOOTING! SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE MOST ANNOYING ISSUE IN EVERY FUCKING PES GAME EVER!!
- long-distance shooting - my cousin scores maybe 80% of his goals like this. almost all his shots come off perfect.
you try the same in ideal conditions (no pressure, ball in control, correct foot, no one ahead of you) and it'll either fly over or come off too weak. even the fucking power bar makes no difference, i've seen half-full shots fly over and full shots go into the goal!
- close-range shooting - "one-tap" shooting makes the player try to spike the ball.. oh, wait, isn't that what l1+square does ALSO? so you're desperately trying to shove the ball in the goal and if you try to charge a shot you risk getting it stolen or the shot flying over, so you go for a short tap... and the player spikes it over the goal like this is rugby!
- shooting with the wrong foot - i realize a right-footed player isn't as good with the left (and vice-versa) but the players miss even the simplest shots (or somehow fire perfect rockets from outside the box into the goal, i swear it's fucking random!) when it's the wrong foot.
- desperate shooting - or maybe you're trying to shove a ball into the net and press square several times.. and the shot flies over. i know that IRL a player has to keep his cool, but even the most nervous player can kick a ball into an empty net. in the game, EVERY SINGLE TIME you press square several times you fuck up the shot, no matter how close you are to the goal!
PES is a a very good game and it's the best footie game out there, but i can't believe a game with such glaring faults is considered perfect. also, i wish people would, you know, stop and play something else sometimes. you're with your friends and want a good simple game everyone can pick up and play but NOOOOOOOOO everyone wants fucking PES. fuck them.