Metal Reviews

House of Wax. hated it!

WHAT. You did watch it until the end?

Speaking of THAT ending, I attempted to watch the BEM Pain Olympics Final Round (apparently the worst thing on the Internet, and that's saying something) but it made my computer crash. Must be God's way of telling me not to watch it.

I've seen that. I think my brain repressed any kind of reaction to it because i just stared blankly.

Is it as bad as I heard?

uhh... its basically knife and hatchet vs genetalia

ahhhh that clip is sick...a friend showed it to me the other day

I've become addicted to this HBO show Carnivale over the past few weeks, and have just finished watching the second (and what could be last, since HBO dropped it even though it ended on a cliffhanger.. bastards) season instead of doing work. Its fantastic in ways that few TV shows are, with excellent acting, an intriguing plot (that is slowly built up over the first season but rips ahead in the second), an excellent grasp on characterization, and the best take on the Great Depression I've ever seen. Recommended to those who enjoy the supernatural, semi-historical pieces (ie, set in a different time period, but not concretely connected to major historical events, though they are part of the context of the show) and just damn good storytelling, with characters that you can really care about.

Enemy at the Gates - sniper vs sniper, predictable but pleasant

Predictable as in the good guy wins? This movie was really cool and it showed the war from a non-American view which had its interesting moments like the pair of guys, one with a gun and the other one with the bullets.

Bob Hoskins as a Russian =

I hate Joseph Fiennes, incidentally. He's a crap version of his brother who can't act at all. And that blonde muppet Jude Law. Rachel Weisz was the only good thing in it...

Hostel II was less mean than the first one because it had a relatively "happy" ending. In Hostel one it was all a lot less uncertain and scary.
But yeah, the ball cutting scene was sick. I buried my face in my girlfriend's tits during that scene.

predictable as in around when Jude Law started getting famous i thought "hey i bet jospeh fiennes will turn evil, then feel bad, then die" and that's exactly what happened. but yeah i liked how they showed the war from non-american POV and it was an entertaining movie.

Live Free or Die Hard

stupid fun, not a bad movie. And the last movie i watched had the bad guy in die hard as the good guy. go figure.

wooo i did that during the limb twisting scene in Saw 3. *swish*...........

My girlfriend keeps trying to trick me into watching Hostel, but I had enough after seeing one scene on youtube in which some chicks eye was hanging out. I know it wasnt realistic or anything, but it seriously grossed me out.

Recent movies ive watched (all at school in english and history classes)

Mystery Alaska - 5/10
The Lighthorseman - 7/10
Glory - 8/10

[Rec] (spanish horror movie) - Shit on a stick! The worst horror movie I've ever seen. Holy crap it was worse than Boogeyman

A Scanner Darkly - Pretentious bollocks. A couple of good ideas, and Robert Downey was nearly good, but otherwise, it's the first film I've fallen asleep to in years.

Hannibal Rising

Really boring.

American History X

Woah...Edward Norton is awesome. One of the better movies I've ever seen.

Bourne Ultimatum - Bah, like the second one, too much packed into too little. The first film at least kept a decent plot line, this got a bit silly.

Started watching Spaced as well, funny.