Zad wrote:
Gave up on Lord Of Chaos after realising I was falling asleep whilst trying to read it. Someone sum up what happened in the rest of the book (past the girls sitting about talking near the start) and the series, pls.
SPOILERS FOR LAST 5 BOOKS OF WHEEL OF TIME:
At the end of Lord of Chaos, Rand gets captured by Aes Sedai and those desert folk and there's a huge battle where his men destroy them. As a result, he goes a bit more insane.
In book 7, Mat searches for something to control the weather with some bitches and Rand kills Sammael. At the same time, his balefire touches the balefire of Moridin, (Ishmael reborn) and goes a little more insane. He also now has trouble using magic. Perrin's wife is kidnapped by the Shaido. Egwene fights at the White Tower.
In book 8, the weather is all right again and Rand fights an inconclusive battle against the Seanchan. He also gets a bit more insane. Perrin's wife is still captured. Mat is travelling around with a Seanchan princess he'll have to marry one day. Egwene fights at the white tower.
In book 9, nothing happens, except Rand has a mental threesome between Aviendha, Min and Elayne. Elayne tries to boringly retake her throne. Then Rand cleanses saidin.
In book 10, nothing happens. Then nothing happens. Then in the last page, Egwene is captured by the white tower.
In book 11, the Forsaken are incompetent once again, Perrin finally rescues his wife in an anti-climactic sequence that takes 5 pages after its been built up for three books, Egwene is subjected to paddling fetishes- Elayne is a bitch and still can't take her throne- it turns out that Mazrim Taim is a darkfriend- and Mat finally marries the Seanchan princess after chilling with her for three books and nothing actually happening in his plotline.
Oh ya, the fabric of the universe is coming undone, Dark lord's coming, blah.