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Someone pisses you off on a plane, open your laptop to this and hand them the laptop.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf


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Someone pisses you off on a plane, open your laptop to this and hand them the laptop.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

hahahaha!!!


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Rather amusing story:

A friend of mine's (who occasionally uses my screen name on other forums) dad searched in my username and found some of my more expletive-laden posts. He thought it was my friend, and now he's pissed at him.
Oh, and in other news, a kid got expelled from my school for sticking his dick in another kid's mouth in the changing rooms. I shouldn't laugh.


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lol this is some of the worst shit ever

http://www.myspace.com/braindrill


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noodles wrote:
lol this is some of the worst shit ever

http://www.myspace.com/braindrill


I liked the singer and the guitarist (and his sound) but the drummer and the drum sound is awful, thin and repetitive. I didn't find it very original but I thought it was quite good and enjoyable.


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noodles wrote:
lol this is some of the worst shit ever

http://www.myspace.com/braindrill


Woot Brain Drill are fucking awesome!


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You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

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This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.


You lose, bitch. I'd gladly genocide your christ-humping ass.

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Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

If this were true I'd be happy.

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A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.

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Looks like we've got our own mini-Benton :P .


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noodles wrote:
lol this is some of the worst shit ever

http://www.myspace.com/braindrill


literally a brain drill


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Antonakis wrote:
noodles wrote:
lol this is some of the worst shit ever

http://www.myspace.com/braindrill


I liked the singer and the guitarist (and his sound) but the drummer and the drum sound is awful, thin and repetitive. I didn't find it very original but I thought it was quite good and enjoyable.

That kind of drum sound ruins albums for me. gives me a headache after 30 seconds... the guitarist is good but I really don't think that playing works in death metal


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noodles wrote:
Antonakis wrote:
noodles wrote:
lol this is some of the worst shit ever

http://www.myspace.com/braindrill


I liked the singer and the guitarist (and his sound) but the drummer and the drum sound is awful, thin and repetitive. I didn't find it very original but I thought it was quite good and enjoyable.

That kind of drum sound ruins albums for me. gives me a headache after 30 seconds... the guitarist is good but I really don't think that playing works in death metal


I think the point of the band is to give you a headache after 30 seconds... :)


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My guitar keeps making weird dead notes whenever I fret a note. What am I doing wrong?


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Apparently, rhe area where I was born is a "suicide cluster". Glad I moved away when I did.


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Holy shit, Converge is coming in April !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dio:


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Holy shit, Converge is coming in April !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dio:

I'm trying to see them and Neurosis in Seattle in the middle of february ;_;


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noodles wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Holy shit, Converge is coming in April !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dio:

I'm trying to see them and Neurosis in Seattle in the middle of february ;_;


You should. That would = the best show ever.

They're coming here with Ghenghis Tron, Coliseum, and The Red Chord.


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Holy shit, Converge is coming in April !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dio:

I'm trying to see them and Neurosis in Seattle in the middle of february ;_;


You should. That would = the best show ever.

They're coming here with Ghenghis Tron, Coliseum, and The Red Chord.

Genghis Tron are touring over here with Nachtmystium, but they're missing out my provincial backwater. Will I never get to see a decent black metal band live?


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Noooo I cannot possibly allow my post count to drop below 1.00 posts/day!! :ph34r:


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