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Call me a pussy, but I loved it :wub:. Extremely well-written and very funny, although the thing that made it for me was Juno being such a likeable character. Ellen page is hot :dio:
Have you seen her in Hard Candy? It's not gory and worth a watch.

My balls climbed back into my lower abdomen. That is one of the most excruciating scenes I've ever watched.
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Superbad

Honestly, it's the worst movie I've ever seen. It showcases the most shallow, juvenile side of society and it discourages me that there are actually teenagers out there like that. It reminded me why I hate people.

Whoever keeps making these movies just needs to stop.
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hahaha, so shit its funny
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hahaha, so shit its funny


Exactly.

"Here comes Machine Gun Joe Verturbo. Loved by thousands, hated by millions!"

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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Superbad

Honestly, it's the worst movie I've ever seen. It showcases the most shallow, juvenile side of society and it discourages me that there are actually teenagers out there like that. It reminded me why I hate people.

Whoever keeps making these movies just needs to stop.


Agreed. Watched most of it last night, very little that's funny. What, a selfish fat man swearing? Underage teens vomiting? Please. Knocked Up was far better, and that was still pretty bad.
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Superbad

Honestly, it's the worst movie I've ever seen. It showcases the most shallow, juvenile side of society and it discourages me that there are actually teenagers out there like that. It reminded me why I hate people.

Whoever keeps making these movies just needs to stop.


Agreed. Watched most of it last night, very little that's funny. What, a selfish fat man swearing? Underage teens vomiting? Please. Knocked Up was far better, and that was still pretty bad.


I agree that it's not a good movie, not the worst movie ever though, and Knocked Up wasn't better.


Oh yeah, I just bought one of those 50 Movie Packs, the one with movies about warriors. It's mostly about ancient rome and greece. They're probably shitty movies, but I don't mind. I also bought an 11 DVD Marilyn Monroe box just because it was ridiculously cheap, around 25$ I think.


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EdgeOfForever wrote:
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Superbad

Honestly, it's the worst movie I've ever seen. It showcases the most shallow, juvenile side of society and it discourages me that there are actually teenagers out there like that. It reminded me why I hate people.

Whoever keeps making these movies just needs to stop.


Agreed. Watched most of it last night, very little that's funny. What, a selfish fat man swearing? Underage teens vomiting? Please. Knocked Up was far better, and that was still pretty bad.


I agree that it's not a good movie, not the worst movie ever though, and Knocked Up wasn't better.


Does Superbad get much better after the fat guy headbutts the 15-year old?

Edit: Knocked Up was funnier.
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Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.
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Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.


Sorry, NESS, I like even my mindless movies to have more to them than fat people swearing. And drawing penises.
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Knocked Up and Superbad were both hilarious. Also Superbad was hella smart, like how the "good" guy still had his good side overpowered by sex lolol
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Knocked Up and Superbad were both hilarious. Also Superbad was hella smart, like how the "good" guy still had his good side overpowered by sex lolol


Haha I watched Superbad on the plane back from the US. I did enjoy it, very much. Which is odd because normally it's the kind of thing I would scratch out my eyes to avoid.
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Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.


I have a sense of humour, but those movies were just awful. Complete trash aimed at the lowest common denominator. Good comedy should also have something to say, neither of those movies did. And I liked Talladega Nights,a nd the 40 Year Old Virgin, but's Judd's been striking out recently.
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Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.


+1. Loosen your panties, guys...you sound like a bunch of middle-aged women complaining about how inappropriate it is.

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metalNESS wrote:
Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.


I have a sense of humour, but those movies were just awful. Complete trash aimed at the lowest common denominator. Good comedy should also have something to say, neither of those movies did. And I liked Talladega Nights,a nd the 40 Year Old Virgin, but's Judd's been striking out recently.


And oh yeah, like Talladega Nights had such a profound message... :rolleyes:
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is there any American Pie movie after the wedding that doesn't suck?

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Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.


Sorry, NESS, I like even my mindless movies to have more to them than fat people swearing. And drawing penises.


But.. the penis drawings were so awesome.. WTF?? There are people who didn't laugh at that? Everyone has a right to their own opinion and all that Jazz, but man were those penises fucking funny.. There was a wizard with balls coming out of his wizard robe and everything, what else do you need in life? Fuck deep, bring me penis wizards!
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Wow, have a sense of humor guys. Don't analyse mindless movies, you'll hurt your brain. If you keep doing it your sense of humor will disapear.


Some of my favorite movies are downright mindless and stupid, but this is the way Superbad played out for me:

FAT KID: Hey brah, wanna get wasteeeeeeeeeeed?

KID WHO PLAYED GEORGE MICHAEL: Sure, okay, sure, uhhh, yeah.

FAT KID: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH PAAAAAR-TAAAAAAY BRAH SUP BRAH

RANDOM JOCK MOTHERFUCKER: FUCK YEAH PAR-TAY BRAH SUP BOOZING AND ALCOHOL WANT SOME WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED LOL PERIOD BLOOD

FAT KID: OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

RANDOM JOCK MOTHERFUCKER #2: Hold on, I gotta get a picture of this with my stylish cell phone. I'm so cool that I eat my own shit. I'm slightly buzzed because of all this FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOZE YEEEEEEEAH PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

COP #1: FUCK FUCK FUCKEN FUCK GOD SHIT FUCKEN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MCLOVIN FUCK FUCK MCLOVIN GODDAMN BOOZE

COP #2: MCLOVIN FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT HELL MCLOVIN FUCK

*cue unneccesary sex scene*

COP #1: VULGARITY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

COP #2: AS IS SAYING SEMEN

COP #1, 2, & MCLOVIN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All this goes on while the director halfheartedly tries to make some half-baked "social commentary" to make things heartwarming and try to convince people that they haven't wasted 2 hours of their life.

And yes, Knocked Up was fucking terrible too. Jesus, I hope that peice of shit director never releases another scourge of a movie ever again.

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EDIT: Someone brought up those "penis" drawings. Seeing those at the credits was a huge slap-to-the-face insult, not 'cuz it was "offensive," but just because it reminded me that I wasted 2 hours of my life by deciding to watch this peice of shit.
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