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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:32 pm 
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666 - apparently he thinks there is nothing more metal than stabbing a fucking girl with your explorer.


Staged. One can't swing a guitar properly in a narrow stairway. But that just makes the shot dumber! :P
Yeah. Those marks on her back look like a crayon caused them.


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I think that Absu photo is awesome! lol


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Prosrcipter needs to stop gaying up promo shots and get back to making that new Absu album.


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Antonakis wrote:
Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
666 - apparently he thinks there is nothing more metal than stabbing a fucking girl with your explorer.


Staged. One can't swing a guitar properly in a narrow stairway. But that just makes the shot dumber! :P


He has the right idea, though.


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Absu: Cool band but the guy in aviators is goofy.
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There's an even worse one in the Tara booklet. Proscriptor's wearing sivler facepaint, holding a snake and looking like he jizzed himself.


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i am speechless


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:unsure: :huh: :unsure: :huh: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:


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I like the guy on the bottom right who looks like he has a severe case of constipation.


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Glam/Black Metal? The guy without a shirt looks like he is wearing a loincloth.


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Gli Atroci, a parody metal band from italy. They play thrash/power/speed metal or whatever...


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Someone find a picture of that Stratovarius photoshoot from Intermission when they're all wearing suits (and Timo K's is white!). I can't locate it.


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Volevo un taglio semplice/senza la messa in piega/ma siccome non mi hai ascoltato/ti ho decapitato con la MOTOSEGA!!

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Radagast wrote:
Someone find a picture of that Stratovarius photoshoot from Intermission when they're all wearing suits (and Timo K's is white!). I can't locate it.
Here you go.

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Christ :lol:


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If you look at it long enough it looks like they're all wearing wigs, especially Tolkki.


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