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 Post subject: My MSN Converstaion with Glen Benton
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:51 am 
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Or so he claimed:

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Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
hey man
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
just a question
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
you touring with ralph or is he gone?
Glen Benton says:
Ralph is still with us
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
its just
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
i heard he was out of the band
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
due to disease?
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
something like that?
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
sounded bad anyway
Glen Benton says:
Ralph is fine he had some issues with his teeth but had them fixed
Glen Benton says:
he is doing both us and obituary
Glen Benton says:
he is in europe right now
Glen Benton says:
and will be rehersin with us next week
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
fantastic, just so long as you dont get one of the hoffmans again
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
shit players
Glen Benton says:
yeah they are and Ralph is a good friend, I just had to get my divorce out of the way, now all is back to normal
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
fuck divorce, you shouldve just broken the bitch
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
of course
Glen Benton says:
I did but with my lawyers
Glen Benton says:
the right way
Glen Benton says:
but now it is done
Glen Benton says:
and I really dont care to ever think of that
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
you know what man
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
me and my friends where listening to severed tiers yesterday
Glen Benton says:
what
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
as i am now
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
and it made us think
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
fuck women man, theyre whores
Glen Benton says:
ya
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
be true to yourself
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
thats why god gave us ahnds
Glen Benton says:
sounds like your a very smart individual
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
i had a cross burned into my arm last month
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
it aint the head
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
but im purifying myself
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
preparing for the fucking crusade to come
Glen Benton says:
purge yourself I always say
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
ill show you some lyrics i wrote, see what you think:
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
Kill the fucking Whores
Bitches we dont need
Why do i need god?
When satan smokes weed!
Motherfucker fly!
well never die
Livin on hell
will i kill the churches? only time can tell!
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
its for my band
Glen Benton says:
sounds good
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
heavily influenced by your latest record andmayhem and stuff
Glen Benton says:
cool man, I wrote that album with allot of anger,pain,deciet,and revenge
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
iw rote my lyrics with a bowl of pigs blood next to me
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
THE FUMES PURGE YOUR FUCKING SOUL
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
slaughter man, nasty but efficent
Glen Benton says:
thats funny I had a bag of pork rinds next to me
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
LOL!
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
ROFLMAO
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
haha
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
so btw
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
ive been having extrme arguments with some faggot poser recently
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
he said your not satanic anymore, he claims he read it in metal hammer magazine
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
bullshit am i right?
Glen Benton says:
listen man between you and me
Glen Benton says:
when it comes to keeping my son here with me where he is safe I will say anything, but just remeber this.....
Glen Benton says:
THE DEMON ALWAYS LIES
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
thats fucking right
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
the power within to purge the fucking world
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
protect ur family but keep your enemies at FUCKING SDEATH!
Glen Benton says:
when you got the courts looking at you and the safty of your blood line rides on it I will say ahything
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
exactly man
Glen Benton says:
but I will always be me
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
lucifer would do the same right?
Glen Benton says:
Yeah we do what we have to do to get what we want that is how it works in this world
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
ill tell you a secret man, but this is a fucking secret that i know you can keep because of your music that guides my life
Glen Benton says:
yeah I have a tight lip
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
did you hear about that church that burned down near london?
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
me and some firends set the fucker alight
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
with a fucking bible
Glen Benton says:
sorry man I dont keep up on that so keep that to yourself this shit is always being watched
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
yeah
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
ill have too meet you at a show and tell you about our crusades then
Glen Benton says:
let me tell you something a wise old satanist told me
Glen Benton says:
the occult means secret
Glen Benton says:
ya know what I mean
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
hell yeah
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
but i still keep your opinion in high regard
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
so
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
im considering getting a tatto right
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
across my back
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
of jesus raping an angel and under it in german it says: JESUS THE REPER OF OUR FUCKING SOULS
Glen Benton says:
sounds like something I would like to see
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
are you training your sun in the true ways of life?
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
just wondering
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
no need to answer if its too eprsonal
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
but if i had a son
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
hed be one EVIL FUCKER
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
ok man
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
i understand
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
occult emans secret
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
but ive been showing my nephew your albums (hes 15) and he thinks of you as a mentor
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
\m/\m/
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
hails my firend
Glen Benton says:
my oldest son has a show this friday with his band I let my kids do what kids do and be like there parents if that is what they want
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
hails
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
that is the true way
Glen Benton says:
you force things on them and they will resent you
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
like religion i know man
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
deicide-deicide
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
one day i will kill somebody to this song
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
a christiabn
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
if they ask me why
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
becuase it is the way of glen benton!
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
I AM EVIL
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
I AMT HE DEICIDE AND I KILLED THE LORD
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
I RULE THIS WORLD


And then he was gone.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:00 am 
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How wonderfully surreal.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:43 am 
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Wow, you weirded out Glen Benton.

Good job.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:00 am 
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:30 am 
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Why didn't you put on you wizard's hat and robe?


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:47 am 
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I PUT ON MY WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND FUCK GLEN BENTON WITH MY CROSS THROUGH MSN. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUR ASSHOLE!


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:26 am 
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You're fuckin twisted, man :dio:


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 Post subject: Re: My MSN Converstaion with Glen Benton
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:00 am 
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Quote:
Glen Benton says:
sounds like your a very smart individual


:rolleyes: :D


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:29 am 
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What a fucking poser! He has msn! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:19 am 
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How on earth did you get GB's MSN? Assuming it was him and not, say, me having a laugh. Which it wasn't.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:40 pm 
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I don't get it.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:53 pm 
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Some gig promoter gave it me and for the most part it did genuinely seem quite legit, or a very good fake. I just wanted to post it here because much of it was lol worthy. And then I freaked him out and he disapeared.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:55 pm 
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Quote:
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
Kill the fucking Whores
Bitches we dont need
Why do i need god?
When satan smokes weed!
Motherfucker fly!
well never die
Livin on hell
will i kill the churches? only time can tell!
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
its for my band
Glen Benton says:
sounds good


It's just stuff like this made me lol, I was talking complete rubbish to see how he reacted.


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 Post subject: Re: My MSN Converstaion with Glen Benton
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:02 pm 
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Antonakis wrote:
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Glen Benton says:
sounds like your a very smart individual


:rolleyes: :D


i saw that too :x


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:18 pm 
I once saw Glen Benton in private here in Denmark right after Scars of the Crucifix


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:32 am 
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Astaroth wrote:
I once saw Glen Benton in private here in Denmark right after Scars of the Crucifix


Tip well?


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:54 am 
Zad wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
I once saw Glen Benton in private here in Denmark right after Scars of the Crucifix


Tip well?


uhm... not really?! :huh: I had just heard Scars of the Crucifix on the stereo and after that I watched the bonus DVD with Glen Benton in it - and I was all alone in my room.


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:20 am 
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Some gig promoter gave it me and for the most part it did genuinely seem quite legit, or a very good fake. I just wanted to post it here because much of it was lol worthy. And then I freaked him out and he disapeared.


Glen the chicken!

He must have MIA-ed thinking that you're really mental and a potential law suit is on his way.


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:35 pm 
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Quote:
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
deicide-deicide
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
one day i will kill somebody to this song
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
a christiabn
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
if they ask me why
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
becuase it is the way of glen benton!
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
I AM EVIL
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
I AMT HE DEICIDE AND I KILLED THE LORD
Josef Fritzl-Playa? says:
I RULE THIS WORLD


Will I get an e-mail from his lawyers? Only time will tell.


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He just might, man. Pre-emptive strike.


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