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I feel funny. I never ever want to do anything romantic. But my girlfriend is coming home monday after 2 weeks vacation, and I was planning on doing something nice and romantic. She always complains that I'm not romantic very often, so I'm gonna prove her wrong. Any suggestions? I've planned dinner, but nothing more. Cara, Kelly and Sasheron may be best at this though, allthough I know there are some soft guys here to. Bring it!

Cook for her!!

Cook her!

Cok her!

Seriously, cooking for her/getting someone else to cook and pretending it was you might well be the way to go. Candlelit, no distractions, etc. Perhaps a nice present as well.

Of course, there's the cheapo option which is to make a fuss of her, give her all your attention, and generally make her feel special, which is often all women require.

yeah well... First of I'm broke.. So I guess I have to cook myself. Been theere done that before. Or no, I haven't. But I want her to have more than just dinner. Candlelights of course. Music maybe? I don't have any music that would fit the occasion haha. And we have a 3,5 year anneversary next month, so I don't want to blow all the fun now.

How old are you? 3.5 year anniversary?

If you're not too broke for it, rent a romantic movie and watch it with her. And then find a comfortable spot to talk with her about deep and emotional stuff.

19, my good sir. Yeah I know it's a long time for someone being so young.. Do you want me to pop the question?

Just give her the most passionate loving sex ever, then when shes going to cum hold her down and start fucking her that hard it'll hurt her, whispering "You dirty fucking whore you won't enjoy this, we're finished and I cheated on you" so she's crying and shit, then roll off and go "GOTCHA!" and produce a ring or something for her, it'd be hilarious.

Because that is exactly what every woman wants but they won't admit it.

I actually laughed now, but no, she'll just take it seriously.

I'm actually the least romantic loser ever.
I will punch a gentleman in the nose if they ever bought my flowers, or expensive jewelery. I don't need that shit.
Everyones suggestion about cooking rocks, since food is awesome.
yay food.

doing stuff like making food and giving massages and going romantic walks is way better than taking her out to dinner or buying jewelry because it has the same effect and doesnt cost money

although maybe don't take my advice since anytime i do something sweet it's usually by accident and i forgot our anniversary this year

Everyone loves food.

Unless you're anorexic, in which case, you suck.

Fun fact: Some polls show that women like chocolate more than sex.

I don't really like chocolate all that much.

Heyheyyyy, I'm not gonna buy her anything, except maybe a rose or something. I just want her to feel appreciated, as I'm obviously not very good at that. She wants me to be more romantic so I'll try. What should I cook then? and what about music? Should I get (Download) some pansy shit, or should I play some pansy shit on my guitar?

Well what kind of music does she like?

Beatles, Loduon Wainwright, Patti Smith, James Taylor, Thin Lizzy, Joni Mitchell.

Take the guitar and say, looking to her eyes "I wrote thing song thinking in you", and start to play and it doesn't matter if it's a metal (or death, or goregind) song, it will work.

Play her some Joy Division...

But really if you don't have money i don't really know what you could do...