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Traveler In Stygian
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If you look at it long enough it looks like they're all wearing wigs, especially Tolkki.
Now that you mention it.... Yes! Especially Jens, look at his hairline....
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Bumped because this picture is so damn bizarre.
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The guy back middle makes it.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
The guy back middle makes it.


That's none other than Sir Atilla of Csihar. Take a look at the text under the photo.
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Dago
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Disturbing...
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What band is that?
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Embraced
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Korog


What they play ram metal :wacko:
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Embraced
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Seriously, where to start with this abomination? The guy most left looks like he has serious size issues and is trying to compensate for something. The next guy looks like he's modeling for a magazine where the main reader base gets off on facepaint and leather. The next guy looks like some rather dubious sexual molestation super hero character (totally digging the cape) with drugged up female victim in tow. The dude with the red hair just looks like he's trying to hide and doesn't want to be there, but realising that he couldn't do that tried his best to hide his identity. And, last but not least the last guy looks like he just fisted someone and is proud of it. And also, the shin guards, DISCO FUCKING SHIN GUARDS :ph34r:
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Mike
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Is the one guy about to vomit or did he just smell Wolf Hoffman's fart???
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Mike
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To this day, I still wonder what the hell they were thinking when they decided to dress like this??!! Tommy Lee looks like he just left a stain in his pants.
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Wsx26
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I think this one speaks for itself.

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So I've noticed in a few pictures bands were toting guns like thugs. What is the deal with that? Are these bands merely being posed by the photographers or are they just really goofy?

Impaled Nazarene
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Wintermute
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They're probably just screwing around. I would do that at every opportunity if I had band photos to pose for.
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Wsx26
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This just means one thing: don't fuck around with Impaled Nazarene.
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This just means one thing: don't fuck around with Impaled Nazarene.


Especially if you're a goat.
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Goat
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Speedyjx wrote:
Wsx26 wrote:
This just means one thing: don't fuck around with Impaled Nazarene.


Especially if you're a goat.


Or a glue-sniffing lefty! :lol:
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Seinfeld26
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I rediscovered this when I was posting in another message board my response to "Worst Metal Band Of All Time." Here's a classic band promo that I think everybody should remember fondly:

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Is that the family metal band?
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