Metal Reviews

Guy is paralyzed.

The doctor puts his head in the microwave. Doesn't clse the door.

Turns the microwave on. The guy starts to freak out"Doc? What are you doin' Doc?"

Then he fiddles around with the micorwave for a second. Pushing a couple of buttons.

Then the guys face starts to melt. Eventually it explodes.

End scene.
Roll credits.

shiiiit

I Love You, Man - not as funny as I was hoping/expecting, but it was still pretty decent. I should see it again a little less high

JCVD - Not bad, but was expecting something better.

man that movie looks awesome. would you recommend it?

It is a bit disappointing. It starts well, but by the time you're halfway through and you realise that's it... well. Nice concept, could have been better executed. Worth watching if you're a fan, but not the awesomefest it should have bene.

Quantom of Solace - awesome. just as good if not better then the first time I saw it

The Punisher: Warzone - shit. it had some cool kills, but everything else was pure shit.

American Psycho - The umpteenth time and finally the sexist butcherings started to bother me. I still laugh my ass off at some of the goofiest times in the movie.

Max Payne, Quantum of Solace and Punisher- Warzone all respectively 2, 4, and 3 out of 10. Terrible movies.

Quantom of Solace was good.

The other 2 sucked, that's for sure.

Hmmm. Casino Royale was just way better, it just made more sense.
The airplane scene is enough to make the movie really bad.

I've heard Punisher Warzone is awesome in a mental 80s action sort of way... want to see that and the Liam Neeson one still (Taken, is it? forgot the name).

I'll give you that, the airplane bit was pretty silly. And I'd like to see anybody get up and walk around after they hit the ground the way they did. But in the end I still found it to be very good.



As I said, it's got some cool kills and such. But everything is so horribly bad. Maybe if it was just 107 minutes of people getting killed then it would be good. But as soon as the killing stopped, so did the movie in my DVD player. And yes it's called Taken, haven't seen it yet though. My buddy has it on DVD, so maybe i'll watch it this weekend.

Shine A Light - Pretty awesome, but you have to be a fan. If I have half as much energy and charisma at that age, I'll be a happy man.

The Hustler - Awesome. PAUL NEWMAN!!111 George Scott and the fat fella were pretty amazing too. Who'da thought snooker could be so intense?

You mean pool?

Yeah. Obviously, it's not one of my main interests, but it was gripping in the film.

Yes it is. Classic

Watched that just now... The first one was much cooler.. Long time since I saw that though. Well, this was pretty bad, not as awful as shoot em up though.

How was Ray Stevenson (ie the Punisher) in it? He's one of my favourites from the tv series Rome, so I was hoping that he at least gives a good performance in it, even if the movie sucks.

Quantum Of Solace - back to usual Bond silliness, I suppose, but I enjoyed it for what it was. Phwoar at the ladies, wha-hay at the action. Hopefully the next one'll be a bit better paced, though, this was rushed like buggery.

Meh, Quantum was pretty boring IMO..

@ Brahm: Ray Stevenson was perfectly OK. Nothing amazing, as I can't imagine playing a mindless superhero without very many lines is very challenging. He does make for a good bad-ass though.