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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/04/20/2009-04-20_british_singing_sensation_susan_boyle_to_star_in_.html

Susan Boyle offered porn deal. my brain hurts.


This whole story has been the most ludicrous thing ever. OMFG!!! I just can't believe below-average looking people can have above-average vocal cords!!!


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you say Lil Wayne- I say Disturbed
you say Jonas Bros- System Of A Down
you say 50 cent- I say KoЯn
you say Soulja Boy- I say Killswitch Engage.
you say Justin Timberlake- I say Slipknot
you say MIA- I say BLS
you say rap and pop- I say listen to some real music.
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.
If your one the 8% who like to to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste to 4 videos


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noodles wrote:
you say Lil Wayne- I say Disturbed
you say Jonas Bros- System Of A Down
you say 50 cent- I say KoЯn
you say Soulja Boy- I say Killswitch Engage.
you say Justin Timberlake- I say Slipknot
you say MIA- I say BLS
you say rap and pop- I say listen to some real music.
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.
If your one the 8% who like to to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste to 4 videos


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92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
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92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


33% of Americans think a "poll" is something used to catch fish with.

42% think it is something strippers dance around.


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cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


33% of Americans think a "poll" is something used to catch fish with.

42% think it is something strippers dance around.


:lol: That got me.


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


I heard that the ladies say the same thing to him :lol:


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MetalStorm wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


I heard that the ladies say the same thing to him :lol:


Now, now... I stand your mother up one time, and I get a bad reputation... :D


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cry of the banshee wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


I heard that the ladies say the same thing to him :lol:


Now, now... I stand your mother up one time, and I get a bad reputation... :D


It must be an internet thing when you follow a sex joke with a mother joke go figure :D


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MetalStorm wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
noodles wrote:
92% of teens have turned to pop and rap.


96.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.


88.18 % of people asked, agree.


58% of people think your poll is unreliable.


I heard that the ladies say the same thing to him :lol:


Now, now... I stand your mother up one time, and I get a bad reputation... :D


It must be an internet thing when you follow a sex joke with a mother joke go figure :D


I was looking at your location whilst trying to come up with a suitable comeback, and (for better or worse; probably worse) it stuck.


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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/may/0 ... ur-protest

He's right in principal, but I can't get over the fact that he legally changed his name to King Arthur Pendragon.


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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/may/03/stonehenge-king-arthur-protest

He's right in principal, but I can't get over the fact that he legally changed his name to King Arthur Pendragon.


Haha, is that the same looney that was on Top Gear once? :lol:


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Apparently, I share a birthday with Devin Townsend, James LaBrie, Bill Ward, and Michael Palin. And that day's today. I'm probably gonna go out and have some Korean food with the family and eat some cake 'n shit.


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Apparently, I share a birthday with Devin Townsend, James LaBrie, Bill Ward, and Michael Palin. And that day's today. I'm probably gonna go out and have some Korean food with the family and eat some cake 'n shit.


That is a pretty awesome bunch of dudes. Happy birthday!


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Thanks, man.


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My post count is hot!


That it is!
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