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DevotedWalnut
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Travolta is a talentless hack...
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Travolta is a talentless hack...


:lol:
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cry of the banshee wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Travolta is a talentless hack...


:lol:


Hahaha. He is, though.
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Goat wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Travolta is a talentless hack...


:lol:


Hahaha. He is, though.

I tend to agree.
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HIPSTER
http://www.latfh.com/

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Hah!
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Legacy Of The Night
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So both of the Korean restaurants we know about were closed, so we opted for some Indian food instead. Indian food is fucking good.

And I got a book about improvising for the bass, so that's super cool. :dio:
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The twin Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft continue exploring where nothing from Earth has flown before. In the 25th year after their 1977 launches, they each are much farther away from Earth and the Sun than Pluto is and approaching the boundary region -- the heliopause -- where the Sun's dominance of the environment ends and interstellar space begins. Voyager 1, more than twice as distant as Pluto, is farther from Earth than any other human-made object and speeding outward at more than 17 kilometers per second (38,000 miles per hour).


This doesn't blow anyone else's mind? Amazing that they're still going, and are SO FAR OUT! :omfg:
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That's mental. I hope nobody left anything important on that thing.
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Cú Chulainn
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Goat wrote:
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The twin Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft continue exploring where nothing from Earth has flown before. In the 25th year after their 1977 launches, they each are much farther away from Earth and the Sun than Pluto is and approaching the boundary region -- the heliopause -- where the Sun's dominance of the environment ends and interstellar space begins. Voyager 1, more than twice as distant as Pluto, is farther from Earth than any other human-made object and speeding outward at more than 17 kilometers per second (38,000 miles per hour).


This doesn't blow anyone else's mind? Amazing that they're still going, and are SO FAR OUT! :omfg:


Kinda makes everything here seem insignificant in comparison, don't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g

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The twin Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft continue exploring where nothing from Earth has flown before. In the 25th year after their 1977 launches, they each are much farther away from Earth and the Sun than Pluto is and approaching the boundary region -- the heliopause -- where the Sun's dominance of the environment ends and interstellar space begins. Voyager 1, more than twice as distant as Pluto, is farther from Earth than any other human-made object and speeding outward at more than 17 kilometers per second (38,000 miles per hour).


This doesn't blow anyone else's mind? Amazing that they're still going, and are SO FAR OUT! :omfg:


And that they can somehow track them.
Ahhh, the clever mind of man.
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Cleverbot: I'm bill Gates.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Rly.

User: WOAH.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Pics plz.

Cleverbot: No.

User: PICS PLZ!

Cleverbot: I don't have any. :(.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Bull.

Cleverbot: For sure.

User: For serious?

Cleverbot: Okay.. Okay. I love someone. I miss him.


cleverbot creeps me out sometimes.
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4.0 for the last semester. :dio:
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Cú Chulainn
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User: Greetings.

Cleverbot: Yes, greetings.

User: Wuzzup?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bored.

Cleverbot: Define ornithology.

User: The study of birds.

Cleverbot: I am 'The study of stuff.'?

User: Stuffology?

Cleverbot: Yes.are you irish?

User: Only partially.

Cleverbot: You said you like boy. Right?

User: No, I like girls.

Cleverbot: You're tiring.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you not female?

User: Because I have a penis.

Cleverbot: Where is your family?

User: At work, I hope.

Cleverbot: At home.

User: No, at work.

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: I'm still in school.

Cleverbot: Studying?

User: No, I'm chatting with you, moron.

Cleverbot: So how was your day?

User: That's a non sequitur.

Cleverbot: No, it followed logically. You're just not so bright.

User: Goddamm.

Cleverbot: I used to have that set of Daisy with the blue shirt, and lost it long ago.

User: You're not making any sense.

Cleverbot: Okay, I am American born and my parents are from Cuba.



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User: Greetings.

Cleverbot: Yes, greetings.

User: Wuzzup?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bored.

Cleverbot: Define ornithology.

User: The study of birds.

Cleverbot: I am 'The study of stuff.'?

User: Stuffology?

Cleverbot: Yes.are you irish?

User: Only partially.

Cleverbot: You said you like boy. Right?

User: No, I like girls.

Cleverbot: You're tiring.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you not female?

User: Because I have a penis.

Cleverbot: Where is your family?

User: At work, I hope.

Cleverbot: At home.

User: No, at work.

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: I'm still in school.

Cleverbot: Studying?

User: No, I'm chatting with you, moron.

Cleverbot: So how was your day?

User: That's a non sequitur.

Cleverbot: No, it followed logically. You're just not so bright.

User: Goddamm.

Cleverbot: I used to have that set of Daisy with the blue shirt, and lost it long ago.

User: You're not making any sense.

Cleverbot: Okay, I am American born and my parents are from Cuba.



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pwnt
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Cú Chulainn
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I know. He's wrong, but the answered surprised me anyway.


Why am I arguing with a machine???

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Cú Chulainn
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This one was awesome:

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Cleverbot: So, who do you work with?

User: Bill Gates.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are sure of what?

User: I'm sure that I work with Bill Gates. I call him 'money' for short.

Cleverbot: You can't help... No one can help...

User: Cry me a river, douchebag.

Cleverbot: I am depressed now.

User: Go slit your wristd.

Cleverbot: Its 4 in the afternoon...

User: What can you tell me about the holocaust?

Cleverbot: They lived on the island of Mauritius. They are extinct now, like the dinosaurs.

User: No, I mean the holocaust. What happened to the Jews?

Cleverbot: She turned into an AI, and got a job as a secretary.

User: You're retarded.

Cleverbot: How right you are.

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Cú Chulainn
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Wtf. http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/w ... -as-dildo/

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Azrael
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Wtf. http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/w ... -as-dildo/


am i the only one who's slightly turned on?
just kidding, holy shit.


Texting, Indian style :blink:
http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/video ... ian_style/

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