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Legacy Of The Night
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I guarantee they're a novelty act that'll wear out quicker than bubble gum.
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Speedyjx
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Don't you mean Post-hardcore/electronica? At least that's what the scene kids seem to be kidding they are.
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I guess, sure. I'm not really good with genre distinctions. And I certainly hope they'll fade away, but I said the same thing of Brokencyde (still say it, even), but they're gaining steam what with the Warped Tour and what have you.
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jons a giant douche, whos too tall for his own good. one day he will enter a room and get his head cut off by the ceiling fan. everyonr will scream and the fan will go to jail for 15 years. when he gets out he will get a regular job at a convenience store and keep a low profile. he will find a young air conditioner and they will fall in love get a place together. one day ceiling fan will tell he did she will scream and run, get hit by a car. ceiling fan will sit by her hospital bed day and night until the doctor says she is a air conditioner, she was never a live then ceiling fan will cry and commit suicide. the nurse will throw him in the trash where his dead fan body will go to the dump and stay there until a man who fixes things sees this nice ceiling fan and takes it home, he fixes it up and ceiling fan will be back to life, but with previous memories of what happened to him and stay in this mans house for ever, thinking of what could of been...



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jons a giant douche, whos too tall for his own good. one day he will enter a room and get his head cut off by the ceiling fan. everyonr will scream and the fan will go to jail for 15 years. when he gets out he will get a regular job at a convenience store and keep a low profile. he will find a young air conditioner and they will fall in love get a place together. one day ceiling fan will tell he did she will scream and run, get hit by a car. ceiling fan will sit by her hospital bed day and night until the doctor says she is a air conditioner, she was never a live then ceiling fan will cry and commit suicide. the nurse will throw him in the trash where his dead fan body will go to the dump and stay there until a man who fixes things sees this nice ceiling fan and takes it home, he fixes it up and ceiling fan will be back to life, but with previous memories of what happened to him and stay in this mans house for ever, thinking of what could of been...



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Dude, you know the rules, no reviews on the forum.
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jons a giant douche, whos too tall for his own good. one day he will enter a room and get his head cut off by the ceiling fan. everyonr will scream and the fan will go to jail for 15 years. when he gets out he will get a regular job at a convenience store and keep a low profile. he will find a young air conditioner and they will fall in love get a place together. one day ceiling fan will tell he did she will scream and run, get hit by a car. ceiling fan will sit by her hospital bed day and night until the doctor says she is a air conditioner, she was never a live then ceiling fan will cry and commit suicide. the nurse will throw him in the trash where his dead fan body will go to the dump and stay there until a man who fixes things sees this nice ceiling fan and takes it home, he fixes it up and ceiling fan will be back to life, but with previous memories of what happened to him and stay in this mans house for ever, thinking of what could of been...



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Dude, you know the rules, no reviews on the forum.


I was going to email that to you as my sample review to see if I could join the team. I decided to be a rebel and post it in the forums instead.
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Read about that this morning. Silly bitch.
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Read about that this morning. Silly bitch.


My new gf knows her and the tattoo artist, he offered her to put a tattoo once but she didn't trust him :P
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Cú Chulainn
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How the fuck can you not notice that he's filling your face up? Bitch is telling lies.

EDIT: Just read the tattooist's version. "The girl asked for stars and I gave her stars. At the beginning she was very pleased, but changed her attitude after her father saw her."

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Christ, the forum's boring today.
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Cú Chulainn
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Christ, the forum's boring today.


Tell me about it. I'm watching a debate between Christopher Hitchens and William Lane Craig. Should be fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdw9NHh ... re=related

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How the fuck can you not notice that he's filling your face up? Bitch is telling lies.


Apparently she fell asleep. I assume she was drunk or smth.
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Cú Chulainn
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noodles wrote:
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How the fuck can you not notice that he's filling your face up? Bitch is telling lies.


Apparently she fell asleep. I assume she was drunk or smth.


Bullshit. No way you're falling asleep during that kind of tattoo work. Besides, the tattooist said she was awake.

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lol, funny pic, and a truly stupendous pair of breasts to boot.

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hannibal invented spiked winter shoes.
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