Metal Reviews

Sum 41 cover Master of Puppets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B80LVn8 ... fs=1&rel=0

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you like it

Actually no, I found it bland and uninspired. It stripped the song of any emotion it might have had. This one, however, is great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmMlMsqj ... fs=1&rel=0

EDIT: catch Lars at 2.14 in the audience looking like he's masturbating.

So. Disgusting.

What, Korn or Lars? I thought the groovy bits were pretty cool.

Eww no. I can't stand a thing that has to do with Korn. That bass-sound for example is so fucking terrible, as is the vocals. What pisses me off more is how Lars shamelessly states that "they're our peers"

But Lars is a dumbass, everyone knows that. I like the bass sound. You just have to not listen to it with the ears of a metal fan. Seriously. It's really good for what it is.

Jesus Christ, Korn, you have a shitty bass player. DUHN DUHN DUHN. At least they can rest secure knowing their drummer beats Metallica's.

This is better, believe it or not - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Grq0epcLc

Korn are konry I'm not saying I'm just saying.

That is pretty good, actually. I like how they turned the chorus into a totally cheesy teen-pop thing, showing just how teen-pop the original songwriting actually is.

Oh Em Gee..

I like the bass sound in Korn. Not sure why people don't... Then again, I can't really explain why I do, so whatever.

Now look at Metallica failing at Slayer:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/06/17/slayer-metallica/

Kirk's guitar sounds like shit. And then following Slayer up with St. Anger ought to make them feel a little ashamed and stupid for releasing such shit.

Edit: Holy shit, Avril Lavigne is the most boring, monotone singer ever in that clip. This is why people like Metallica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsxv0zjwdYA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKHarz6B ... re=related

Ahem....

Oh god. I love how everyone from Metallica in the audience was laughing their asses off.

Oh come on. It's probably a good job they didn't attempt the solo.

The Snoop Dogg is very funny.

How much cash should I ask for for a 3-hour acoustic set? Here's the setlist:

Damien Rice:
Cannonball (3:45)
Older Chests (4:46)
The Blower’s Daughter (4:44)
Delicate (5:12)
Volcano (4:38)
Nine Crimes (3:39)
Rootless Tree (4:22)
The Animals Were Gone (5:41)

Joshua Radin:
Closer (2:50)
Winter (3:25)
(Just One Of Those Days) (3:00)

Simon & Garfunkel:
The Boxer (5:10)
Homeward Bound (2:42)
America (3:34)
Heart In New York (3:00)
Mrs. Robinson (3:50)
The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) (1:43)

Bob Dylan:
Blowing In The Wind (2:48)
The Times They Are A-Changing (3:15)
All Along The Watchtower (2:31)
Like A Rolling Stone (6:09)
Highway 61 Revisited (3:30)
Maggie’s Farm (3:57)

Cat Stevens:
Wild World (3:15)
Father & Son (3:41)
Moonshadow (2:52)

Ani DiFranco:
Not A Pretty Girl (3:55)
32 Flavours (6:07)
Napoleon (6:24)
Cradle & All (4:18)

Collective Soul:
World I Know (4:16)

Oasis:
Wonderwall (4:18)

Colin Hay:
Overkill (3:47)

Leonard Cohen:
Hallelujah (4:36)

Del Amitri:
Tell Her This (3:20)

Johnny Cash:
Folsom Prison Blues (2:50)
(Ring of Fire) (2:32)
Hurt (4:01)
The Highwayman (3:51)

Waylon Jennings:
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys (2:34)

Don McLean:
American Pie (8:33)

Jack Savoretti:
Dr. Frankenstein (3:52)
Blackrain (3:22)


Tot: 170:44

i would ask you to pay me if you told me you were to play a 3 HOUR ACOUSTIC SET.

99% of acoustic music mind-numbingly boring.

Hey, the bar wants 3 hours of musical entertainment. And those songs are all great. You're just ignorant.

You don't like accousitc, you are ignorant.

SO. IT IS DONE.

now goes listen to Sabbat (UK version obviously)