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rio · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:16 am

Goat wrote:

rio wrote:

Yes: Napalm Death's Scum, to be precise. Just one of the many timeless albums that Midlanders have produced over the years.

Amazingly, that's the exact joke I had in mind when I said that!!!

!!!1

*twilight zone music*

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:18 am

Some pics from Tim Burton's Alice, forthcoming;

Stephen Fry and Alan Rickman are on board too, as the cheshire cat and caterpillar respectively. Looking forwards to this, hope he doesn't make it another ghastly Charlie's Chocolate Factory-esque cock-up of it.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:20 am

Jesus that looks weird. Can't wait for the movie.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:52 pm

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Goat wrote:

At least the vegans know their grammar.

fakkin brit

Fuck not fack! He isn't a Southerner you yankee fool!

Well, I am hactually. But I speak like a newsreader, so it is indeed "fuhck" rather than "fahck".

You're a southerner? GTFO

Born in Buckinghamshire. Small town called Wilmslow. Near Ripon.

If were being literal then yeah, I'm a Southerner, I was born in Aldershot. But I'm a Northerner by all accounts.

Midlanders>>>>>Northeners and Southeners

You have to be kidding me! The two midlanders I know both seem to think that they're Northern, which is ridiculous but amuses me greatly.

rio · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:12 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Goat wrote:

At least the vegans know their grammar.

fakkin brit

Fuck not fack! He isn't a Southerner you yankee fool!

Well, I am hactually. But I speak like a newsreader, so it is indeed "fuhck" rather than "fahck".

You're a southerner? GTFO

Born in Buckinghamshire. Small town called Wilmslow. Near Ripon.

If were being literal then yeah, I'm a Southerner, I was born in Aldershot. But I'm a Northerner by all accounts.

Midlanders>>>>>Northeners and Southeners

You have to be kidding me! The two midlanders I know both seem to think that they're Northern, which is ridiculous but amuses me greatly.

Yes, it's true we have little identity of our own. But we do empathise much more with the North (partly because a lot of southerners think anything above the M25 is the north).

It is historically the best region in the world for metal though

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:35 pm

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Goat wrote:

At least the vegans know their grammar.

fakkin brit

Fuck not fack! He isn't a Southerner you yankee fool!

Well, I am hactually. But I speak like a newsreader, so it is indeed "fuhck" rather than "fahck".

You're a southerner? GTFO

Born in Buckinghamshire. Small town called Wilmslow. Near Ripon.

If were being literal then yeah, I'm a Southerner, I was born in Aldershot. But I'm a Northerner by all accounts.

Midlanders>>>>>Northeners and Southeners

You have to be kidding me! The two midlanders I know both seem to think that they're Northern, which is ridiculous but amuses me greatly.

Yes, it's true we have little identity of our own. But we do empathise much more with the North (partly because a lot of southerners think anything above the M25 is the north).

It is historically the best region in the world for metal though

Definantly, but I've never really liked the midlands much to be honest, it has a murky inbred kind of quality, haha. Not so much in the cities, like.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:52 pm

Courtney Love, now. Linked because it is an ugly thing to behold.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6036 ... 30930a.jpg

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:01 pm

I feel sorry for her.

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:12 pm

She got AIDS or something?

rio · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:24 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Goat wrote:

At least the vegans know their grammar.

fakkin brit

Fuck not fack! He isn't a Southerner you yankee fool!

Well, I am hactually. But I speak like a newsreader, so it is indeed "fuhck" rather than "fahck".

You're a southerner? GTFO

Born in Buckinghamshire. Small town called Wilmslow. Near Ripon.

If were being literal then yeah, I'm a Southerner, I was born in Aldershot. But I'm a Northerner by all accounts.

Midlanders>>>>>Northeners and Southeners

You have to be kidding me! The two midlanders I know both seem to think that they're Northern, which is ridiculous but amuses me greatly.

Yes, it's true we have little identity of our own. But we do empathise much more with the North (partly because a lot of southerners think anything above the M25 is the north).

It is historically the best region in the world for metal though

Definantly, but I've never really liked the midlands much to be honest, it has a murky inbred kind of quality, haha. Not so much in the cities, like.

Well, tbh having lived in Leeds for several years I feel a bit more northern nowadays anyway.

Speedyjx · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:53 pm

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

rio wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Goat wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Goat wrote:

At least the vegans know their grammar.

fakkin brit

Fuck not fack! He isn't a Southerner you yankee fool!

Well, I am hactually. But I speak like a newsreader, so it is indeed "fuhck" rather than "fahck".

You're a southerner? GTFO

Born in Buckinghamshire. Small town called Wilmslow. Near Ripon.

If were being literal then yeah, I'm a Southerner, I was born in Aldershot. But I'm a Northerner by all accounts.

Midlanders>>>>>Northeners and Southeners

You have to be kidding me! The two midlanders I know both seem to think that they're Northern, which is ridiculous but amuses me greatly.

Yes, it's true we have little identity of our own. But we do empathise much more with the North (partly because a lot of southerners think anything above the M25 is the north).

It is historically the best region in the world for metal though

Definantly, but I've never really liked the midlands much to be honest, it has a murky inbred kind of quality, haha. Not so much in the cities, like.

Well, tbh having lived in Leeds for several years I feel a bit more northern nowadays anyway.

The lot of you are southerners, shut it

!

rio · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:02 pm

*shakes fist at Scotland*

Speedyjx · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:07 pm

Behold the northern smugness!

:lol:

rio · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:26 pm

The (mainly music but also sports/general culture) journalist Steven Wells died of cancer recently. I remember him from his column at Metal Hammer, but this article from 2008 is both hilarious and interesting. About the (supposed) US dislike of football.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/20 ... rphobesref

Quote:

"There is no surer sign of the decline of America's culture than the craze over this awful European sport," boo-hoos Stephen Moore. "Drive past a park or a schoolyard on a clear spring afternoon and you're likely to witness a depressingly unpatriotic sight: the baseball diamond lies empty and crab grass grows in the infield, while herds of American children dressed in preposterous polyester uniforms run around kicking a white and black ball in no particular direction and to no apparent end."

traptunderice · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:07 am

OMG Micheal Jackson died! :omfg:

stevelovesmoonspell · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:26 am

traptunderice · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:22 am

So I have a question, is the Southern Elite Circle NSBM from South America?

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:57 am

traptunderice wrote:

So I have a question, is the Southern Elite Circle NSBM from South America?

"Probably" is the safe answer. They're one of those spineless lots that prefer to hide behind generalisations rather than come out and admit it.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:12 pm

Goat wrote:

traptunderice wrote:

So I have a question, is the Southern Elite Circle NSBM from South America?

"Probably" is the safe answer. They're one of those spineless lots that prefer to hide behind generalisations rather than come out and admit it.

Isn't being not-Aryan yet...isn't that contradictory or something?

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:15 pm

traptunderice wrote:

Goat wrote:

traptunderice wrote:

So I have a question, is the Southern Elite Circle NSBM from South America?

"Probably" is the safe answer. They're one of those spineless lots that prefer to hide behind generalisations rather than come out and admit it.

Isn't being not-Aryan yet...isn't that contradictory or something?

Their superior South American genes would think not.

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