Dude gets out of prison after ten years hard time, and has ten bucks and a bus pass downtown to his name.
He gets off the greyhound at around ten in the evening and finds himself rather hungry, in fact he is fucking famished.
So he bops into the nearest Taco Bell and spends half his money on some crunchy tacos and a Coke.
As he is walking around looking for the Skid Row halfway house he is to report to his P.O. as his place of residence, he is accosted by a pimply-faced gap-toothed scag, inquiring "Inneresed in a pizza ass, tonight, Handsome?"
The Ex-con says "Well, I just got outta prison and I only got $5.00". The scag ponders this a moment and says "Well, I'll let you eat my pussy for $5.00, but that's it."
Ex-con shrugs his shoulders and says to himself "What the hell, it's better than nothing", forks out the cash and follows the scag into the nearest alleyway.
As scag settles down in a relatively clean spot amongst the broken-glass-littered area behind the nearest dumpster, lifts up her skirt, Ex -Con tosses his satch down and, with eyes a-gleam, gets on his knees, practically beside himself "Hot damn, it's been a long time!".
As he goes down, he notices a rancid, sour bilious smell...
"meh, must be the dumpster" he thinks and puts his face into Scag's rather hairy bush.
As he is working through the carpet of matted pubic hair, he notices something oozing out of her gash, something that vaguely resembles creamed corn and roast beef gone bad.
"Oh god, I think... I'm... GONNA PUUUUKE!!!" says Ex Con.
To which the scag replies, "That's strange, that's exactly what the guy before you said."
