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http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-pictures/Miss+England+2009-latest.do?id=23370877&page=1

Is this the best the Brit's have to offer?!?

:lol:


:lol: Miss México was pretty hot though:
http://www.hola.com/famosos/200908239972/misses/eleccion/internautas/1/


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Wasn't she 16 when she did the films? Brits and Harry Potter freaks, come talk to us.


Emma Watson, maybe, I don't know.
But Hermione was I think ten years old first year at Hogwarts, spanning so far six years. I view her as a child.
The scene depicted is one from the second or third movie, I believe, though I may be wrong. Making her what? 12 or 13? 14, tops.
I have a daughter about that age, and you don't even want to know what would happen to anybody unfortunate enough to be caught looking up her skirt.

First Japanese schoolgirl porn on youtube, now this... what's next from ol' Fridge? Again, I find the selective morality here very, very amusing; the utterance of certain dreaded words are banneable a offense, but posting a depiction of a very underage girl's panties is just fine and dandy.


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The_Voice wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-pictures/Miss+England+2009-latest.do?id=23370877&page=1

Is this the best the Brit's have to offer?!?

:lol:


:lol: Miss México was pretty hot though:
http://www.hola.com/famosos/200908239972/misses/eleccion/internautas/1/


I am not surprised.
But sreiously, WTF is up with Miss England?

"Fancy a blowjob, Guv'nor? Only five quid."
:lol:


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cry of the banshee wrote:
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Wasn't she 16 when she did the films? Brits and Harry Potter freaks, come talk to us.


Emma Watson, maybe, I don't know.
But Hermione was I think ten years old first year at Hogwarts, spanning so far six years. I view her as a child.
The scene depicted is one from the second or third movie, I believe, though I may be wrong. Making her what? 12 or 13? 14, tops.
I have a daughter about that age, and you don't even want to know what would happen to anybody unfortunate enough to be caught looking up her skirt.

First Japanese schoolgirl porn on youtube, now this... what's next from ol' Fridge? Again, I find the selective morality here very, very amusing; the utterance of certain dreaded words are banneable a offense, but posting a depiction of a very underage girl's panties is just fine and dandy.


There is a kind of /b/ related internet phenomenon about Emma Watson in particular, though, and Fridge was referencing that. Obviously anything much more obvious would have resulted in a permaban, removal of his reviews from the site (probably) and months of nervousness in case MR gets taken down for hosting cp. Read the rules; posting hardcore porn is an outright bannable offense, but Fridge didn't actually do that, he was laughing at how teh intarwebs even sexualises Harry P. So whilst I agree with you in theory, practically I don't. Besides, as you yourself admitted, Emma Watson is over 16.


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Wasn't she 16 when she did the films? Brits and Harry Potter freaks, come talk to us.


Emma Watson, maybe, I don't know.
But Hermione was I think ten years old first year at Hogwarts, spanning so far six years. I view her as a child.
The scene depicted is one from the second or third movie, I believe, though I may be wrong. Making her what? 12 or 13? 14, tops.
I have a daughter about that age, and you don't even want to know what would happen to anybody unfortunate enough to be caught looking up her skirt.

First Japanese schoolgirl porn on youtube, now this... what's next from ol' Fridge? Again, I find the selective morality here very, very amusing; the utterance of certain dreaded words are banneable a offense, but posting a depiction of a very underage girl's panties is just fine and dandy.


There is a kind of /b/ related internet phenomenon about Emma Watson in particular, though, and Fridge was referencing that. Obviously anything much more obvious would have resulted in a permaban, removal of his reviews from the site (probably) and months of nervousness in case MR gets taken down for hosting cp. Read the rules; posting hardcore porn is an outright bannable offense, but Fridge didn't actually do that, he was laughing at how teh intarwebs even sexualises Harry P. So whilst I agree with you in theory, practically I don't. Besides, as you yourself admitted, Emma Watson is over 16.


It is a picture of Hermione, and in the movie that shot was taken from, she was around 12 or 13.
I don't really know how old Emma watson is, but if you say so.

Maybe a reference to some phenomena, but when I see shit like that, it puts my guard up, having a daughter myself. I don't find the sexualization of underage girls funny at all, but, hey, that's just me.


But anyway, enough about that. Whats up with Miss England?
I know you guys have much prettier women than that over there.


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I haven't looked at that link yet (at work) but yes, we do... Miss England is hardly representative in general. It's not like your overtanned American blondes with big fake tits are better in general. :P


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Goat wrote:
I haven't looked at that link yet (at work) but yes, we do... Miss England is hardly representative in general. It's not like your overtanned American blondes with big fake tits are better in general. :P


Psssh... come to Cali, my friend, and eat yer words.
I agree about the silicone though; hate it.


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cry of the banshee wrote:
Goat wrote:
I haven't looked at that link yet (at work) but yes, we do... Miss England is hardly representative in general. It's not like your overtanned American blondes with big fake tits are better in general. :P


Psssh... come to Cali, my friend, and eat yer words.
I agree about the silicone though; hate it.


One day, one day. As for your prior link, way to sum up a nation's women from just two or three examples!


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Goat wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
Goat wrote:
I haven't looked at that link yet (at work) but yes, we do... Miss England is hardly representative in general. It's not like your overtanned American blondes with big fake tits are better in general. :P


Psssh... come to Cali, my friend, and eat yer words.
I agree about the silicone though; hate it.


One day, one day. As for your prior link, way to sum up a nation's women from just two or three examples!


:lol:


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Miss England won because of skin colour.


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Dude gets out of prison after ten years hard time, and has ten bucks and a bus pass downtown to his name.
He gets off the greyhound at around ten in the evening and finds himself rather hungry, in fact he is fucking famished.
So he bops into the nearest Taco Bell and spends half his money on some crunchy tacos and a Coke.
As he is walking around looking for the Skid Row halfway house he is to report to his P.O. as his place of residence, he is accosted by a pimply-faced gap-toothed scag, inquiring "Inneresed in a pizza ass, tonight, Handsome?"
The Ex-con says "Well, I just got outta prison and I only got $5.00". The scag ponders this a moment and says "Well, I'll let you eat my pussy for $5.00, but that's it."
Ex-con shrugs his shoulders and says to himself "What the hell, it's better than nothing", forks out the cash and follows the scag into the nearest alleyway.
As scag settles down in a relatively clean spot amongst the broken-glass-littered area behind the nearest dumpster, lifts up her skirt, Ex -Con tosses his satch down and, with eyes a-gleam, gets on his knees, practically beside himself "Hot damn, it's been a long time!".
As he goes down, he notices a rancid, sour bilious smell...
"meh, must be the dumpster" he thinks and puts his face into Scag's rather hairy bush.
As he is working through the carpet of matted pubic hair, he notices something oozing out of her gash, something that vaguely resembles creamed corn and roast beef gone bad.
"Oh god, I think... I'm... GONNA PUUUUKE!!!" says Ex Con.
To which the scag replies, "That's strange, that's exactly what the guy before you said."


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Yeah but Britain has a restaurant where you can eat sushi off of naked models so they are forgiven.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink ... odels.html

but the cost of sampling the traditional Nyotaimori experience comes at a high cost. <-- wow did someone get payed to write that?


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The Telegraph, or Torygraph as we lefties call it, has much to learn about proper journalism.


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cry of the banshee wrote:
Dude gets out of prison after ten years hard time, and has ten bucks and a bus pass downtown to his name.
He gets off the greyhound at around ten in the evening and finds himself rather hungry, in fact he is fucking famished.
So he bops into the nearest Taco Bell and spends half his money on some crunchy tacos and a Coke.
As he is walking around looking for the Skid Row halfway house he is to report to his P.O. as his place of residence, he is accosted by a pimply-faced gap-toothed scag, inquiring "Inneresed in a pizza ass, tonight, Handsome?"
The Ex-con says "Well, I just got outta prison and I only got $5.00". The scag ponders this a moment and says "Well, I'll let you eat my pussy for $5.00, but that's it."
Ex-con shrugs his shoulders and says to himself "What the hell, it's better than nothing", forks out the cash and follows the scag into the nearest alleyway.
As scag settles down in a relatively clean spot amongst the broken-glass-littered area behind the nearest dumpster, lifts up her skirt, Ex -Con tosses his satch down and, with eyes a-gleam, gets on his knees, practically beside himself "Hot damn, it's been a long time!".
As he goes down, he notices a rancid, sour bilious smell...
"meh, must be the dumpster" he thinks and puts his face into Scag's rather hairy bush.
As he is working through the carpet of matted pubic hair, he notices something oozing out of her gash, something that vaguely resembles creamed corn and roast beef gone bad.
"Oh god, I think... I'm... GONNA PUUUUKE!!!" says Ex Con.
To which the scag replies, "That's strange, that's exactly what the guy before you said."


:lol:
omg... I can't believe I laughed at that.


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cry of the banshee wrote:
Dude gets out of prison after ten years hard time, and has ten bucks and a bus pass downtown to his name.
He gets off the greyhound at around ten in the evening and finds himself rather hungry, in fact he is fucking famished.
So he bops into the nearest Taco Bell and spends half his money on some crunchy tacos and a Coke.
As he is walking around looking for the Skid Row halfway house he is to report to his P.O. as his place of residence, he is accosted by a pimply-faced gap-toothed scag, inquiring "Inneresed in a pizza ass, tonight, Handsome?"
The Ex-con says "Well, I just got outta prison and I only got $5.00". The scag ponders this a moment and says "Well, I'll let you eat my pussy for $5.00, but that's it."
Ex-con shrugs his shoulders and says to himself "What the hell, it's better than nothing", forks out the cash and follows the scag into the nearest alleyway.
As scag settles down in a relatively clean spot amongst the broken-glass-littered area behind the nearest dumpster, lifts up her skirt, Ex -Con tosses his satch down and, with eyes a-gleam, gets on his knees, practically beside himself "Hot damn, it's been a long time!".
As he goes down, he notices a rancid, sour bilious smell...
"meh, must be the dumpster" he thinks and puts his face into Scag's rather hairy bush.
As he is working through the carpet of matted pubic hair, he notices something oozing out of her gash, something that vaguely resembles creamed corn and roast beef gone bad.
"Oh god, I think... I'm... GONNA PUUUUKE!!!" says Ex Con.
To which the scag replies, "That's strange, that's exactly what the guy before you said."


:lol:
omg... I can't believe I laughed at that.


:omfg:


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Dude, that's an ooold one.


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Bound - It's pretty hard to screw up lesbians + crime. I like these kinda crime thrillers with female protagonists.

The Union: Business Behind Getting High - Great argument for marijuana's legalization.


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