Metal Reviews

So...

this is the latest Bohemian Grove plot to decimate mankind, is it?
Did these Ickean reptile-men come up with this one before or after the traditional moonlight orgy? Perhaps this absolutely brilliant plan was happened upon over vodka and baby's blood cocktails, drawn out on napkins by firelight, amidst the strains of Rachmaninoff's second Concerto?
I wonder if they have realized yet that, the whole idea of releasing a laboratory manufactured epidemic upon the "herd" falls apart if they also offer a vaccine for it?

D'oh!
Looks like it's back to the old drawing board...


These Alex Jones-esque NWO conspiracies du jour are always good for a laugh.
You'd think, after all the previous attempts at total global domination throughout history, such a powerful and connected group would have gotten the job done by now, wouldn't you?

It was nice knowing you.

No it wasn't.



C'mon, man you don't really take this stuff seriously, do you?

Of course I do. And when it comes right down to it, it's no less ridiculous than the shit shoved down your throat by the mainstream media. Sure, it might sound outlandish at first -- and some of it is twisted by Christian folk to suit their own needs -- but the way everything falls together makes sense to me. There's more out there than what I can see and touch.

Honestly, I wasn't expecting such arrogance out of the lot of you... at least in terms of events all around us. I am already aware of the arrogance some of you display when it comes to music. I guess it's a universal perception.

BBC is the way.
Failing that, local Swiss news. COMPLETELY neutral
Failing that, Euronews.

The government is so inefficient at doing normal things, or even important things like wars or prosecuting murderers, I really doubt they could pull of a secret flu/flu shot conspiracy. Pharmaceutical companies maybe, but even then the stuff they do is pretty basic like testing drugs on africans and selling drugs that aren't allowed in first world countries in places with less regulations.

Well, if there's a conspiracy at all it's one to line the pockets of the drug companies. But even that is silly.

BBC is too 'OOHHHH UNITED KINGDOM, HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME YOU BOUNTIFUL STALLION'

try al-Jazeera, you might be surprised.

I've watched al-Jazeera occasionally, haven't really had anything to complain about. I stick with the BBC because I have a crush on their nature shows, comedy shows, and the ability to ask decent questions during interviews with people who actually have something interesting to say.

Only douchebags with weak immune systems need flu shots. BOOYAH.

Yousa gonna die! Don't do it.

Ministry of Health says I have to, or I can't work.

I love that this is getting more piss-taking than the 9/11 truther guy in the Megadeth review thread.

Would you have preferred that we had turned the Megadeth review thread into "the 9/11 conspiracy is bullshit" thread?

Besides, this is a pretty ridiculous assumption too, and it deserves piss-taking.

It kinda went that way anyway.

You work in the Health sector? Over here only the health sector workers are compulsorily required to be vaccinated.

Btw, this was published in our local daily many months ago, when the whole situation was at a panic state.
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/ ... A/Article/

How are things over in your place ('your' meaning all of you) now? Things are better here. There hasn't been a death reported in weeks.

I own and operate a patient transfer service, the Ministry of Health says if I want to continue to own and operate a patiend transfer service I need both the regular flu shot and the H1N1 shot.

Ah, cool. Sounds like a pretty metal job

It has it's perks. One night while driving a younger guy home, we listened to Destruction. He was a younger guy, never heard of them, but he liked it.

The vaccination was optional back home where I worked. Decided not to take it.

Hilarious thread by the way.