Metal Reviews

I don't like to cuddle all that much. I always feels like i'm being smothered. I like being close, I just like to breathe sometimes.

That is all.

kids

Vagina's are yucky and my penis is very sensitive I wouldn't want to stick it into a sea creature looking thing even if it's attached to a girl and it looks like it tastes really bad and I can't even take my shirt off at the beach so how do people get naked in front of each other THAT'S SCARY and 9 days out of 10 my crotch sweaty or at least damp so I don't think a girl would want to taste it either so sex really can't be all that great.

But srsly there's some situations like girl I just met/don't like (makes me feel super lonely) or girl with boyfriend (makes me feel slightly guilty) where sex is not all sorts of good times and I would prefer to just cuddle.

Also not attracted to Cara at all no mo.

I can't tell how much of the above post was serious, one of those times where the written word just doesn't get tone across.

At first, I took it for completely genuine, and I had typed an extremely extensive, several paragraph reply in order to calm your fears, and gently put you back on the road to healthy sexual development.

Then I thought maybe you were just outright joking with your first paragraph and figured if I submitted my original response, I'd look like a right moron. So, I suppose, i'll just say that *if* what you wrote above is true, I'd be happy to provide some honest-to-goodness advice to help eradicate the mental blocks you seem to have in place. But since I'm assuming you were kidding, I'll just respond to your second paragraph, and do so with the following advice:

You should be drinking way, WAY more alcohol before possible sexual encounters.

First paragraph was not srs. Also for 2nd paragraph it's more afterwards than during.

Sex requires so much physical exertion. Yeah it's awesome but cuddling sometimes is just better. You don't get all sweaty and tired. Cuddling is awesome just staying up late and chatting. IF done properly and that leads to pre-sleep sex then fuck yeah but it has its unique benefits.

noodles is losing it

trust me

Uggghhh girlz. Just had a big fight with my ex-girlfriend...we broke up a month ago and she's hooked up with two guys since then, which doesn't sound like a big deal but we're really somewhere more in between being broken up and being together so it's kinda not cool that she's off doing shizz like that. And she tried to lie about it, which was even more not cool because we're still supposed to be friends and I was all like "wtf? what else have you lied about" and stuff.

Ohhhhhh drama

high school

Hate when girls go slut it up after you break up with them. Makes you feel like a giant wtf about who you were dating for the last year plus or so.

lol, girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMeedom2WPM

Hey, noodles,

if you ever think about changing your avatar, might I suggest:

Like the song says, only women bleed.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!

"My threads are doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore"

What does that even mean?

"EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE!!! EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE!!!!"

"You should pay less attention to Soulseek and more attention to the message boards."

"Do you wanna listen to me punch myself?"

"I've heard it."

"Oh yeah? Well what do you think of it??"

I have no idea what that shit is, but it's fucking funny.