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You Siren you


The Venus Flytrap's innocent prey, lured by the deceptively sweet, feminine nectar within, proceeds to drink freely and trustingly of the sticky golden elixir that coats her tender, gently glistening walls warm and welcoming, never suspecting, mercifully, it's own imminent demise, as her jaws close, sated but fleetingly, into a cruelly jagged, mirthless smile.


Man you sounded like noodles there :lol:.

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That SNL skit with the invisible iPod really got to him.


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I really want to make a post in the History Topic describing how an alien race of lizard men is actually responsible for the Crusades, but I'm afraid of surly reactions from Fingon and Karmo.


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I really want to make a post in the History Topic describing how an alien race of lizard men is actually responsible for the Crusades, but I'm afraid of surly reactions from Fingon and Karmo.


I really want to make Darkplace references whenever I see your avatar, but I'm afraid you won't acknowledge them like my Sanchez one!


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Like Americans care what the queen thinks lulz


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Like Americans care what the queen thinks lulz


+1

"herp derp silly Americans and their silly way of speaking English! It's different than ours! I should make a video about this, to demonstrate how different our dialects really are, and feature examples too!"

Also, "I could care less" is used sarcastically. Funny, I thought you dry English sarcasm detectors would've picked that one up. :P


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Like Americans care what the queen thinks lulz


+1

"herp derp silly Americans and their silly way of speaking English! It's different than ours! I should make a video about this, to demonstrate how different our dialects really are, and feature examples too!"

Also, "I could care less" is used sarcastically. Funny, I thought you dry English sarcasm detectors would've picked that one up. :P


Actually, "I could care less" really annoys me. Makes zero since, I agree.


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It's supposed to be funny, u guise. Not that you people from over the sea have good senses of humour. :P


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It's supposed to be funny, u guise. Not that you people from over the sea have good senses of humour. :P


THIS IS AMERKA WE SPEAK AMERKIN


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Do your comedians not complain about our pronunciation, then? "Them kerrazy Limey folk, spellin' culler with a you", and so on.


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Us Canucks have proper grammar and spelling.


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