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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:13 pm 
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Do your comedians not complain about our pronunciation, then? "Them kerrazy Limey folk, spellin' culler with a you", and so on.


I've never heard a comedian complain about it.


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Be an improvement on this guy.


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Be an improvement on this guy.


Well, that's obnoxious redneck comedy for you. Frankly, anything would be an improvement on Larry The Cable Guy.


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Goat wrote:
Do your comedians not complain about our pronunciation, then? "Them kerrazy Limey folk, spellin' culler with a you", and so on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cux1HtRuGo

2:30 lulz


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Us Canucks have proper grammar and spelling.


Every Canuck hockey broadcaster I've seen makes this mistake: "That's right, Steve. Chicago has forechecked real good against Montreal in this game. That Toews is a real solid defender.


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Us Canucks have proper grammar and spelling.


Every Canuck hockey broadcaster I've seen makes this mistake: "That's right, Steve. Chicago has forechecked real good against Montreal in this game. That Toews is a real solid defender.


that's because they are calling American teams for channels like Vs. or NBC.


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Us Canucks have proper grammar and spelling.


Every Canuck hockey broadcaster I've seen makes this mistake: "That's right, Steve. Chicago has forechecked real good against Montreal in this game. That Toews is a real solid defender.


that's because they are calling American teams for channels like Vs. or NBC.


:lol: Well-played.


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emperorblackdoom wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Us Canucks have proper grammar and spelling.


Every Canuck hockey broadcaster I've seen makes this mistake: "That's right, Steve. Chicago has forechecked real good against Montreal in this game. That Toews is a real solid defender.


that's because they are calling American teams for channels like Vs. or NBC.


:lol: Well-played.

Yes, it was played real good.

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Be an improvement on this guy.


Fuck all that.
We still have Carlin, figuratively speaking of course, so we win.
Still, respect to you limey bastards for giving the world Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin and Benny Hill.

And Hammer Films, of course.

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Benny Hill.


:lol: Hopefully we've offered the world more than that over the years!


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Benny Hill.


:lol: Hopefully we've offered the world more than that over the years!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tamps.html

I guess there's just no place for guys like him in today's world.

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He was all that stood between Europe and the Islamists. What now for proud Albion? Whither shall we turn in our hour of comedical need?


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That is pretty funny.


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DNA test clears American musician after 28 years in jail for rape

“You’re going to have to bear with me,” the judge said. “I know you’re anxious.” For a man wrongly convicted of rape almost 30 years ago, Raymond Towler did not look anxious. Perhaps it was because a few more minutes in custody made little difference after so long. Perhaps it was because he had a reasonable idea of what Judge Eileen Gallagher was about to say.

In an extraordinary scene, barely noticed in America this week amid coverage of the enormous oil spill and the New York bomb plot, Mr Towler, a 52-year-old musician, walked free from a Cleveland court after spending more than half his life in prison for a crime of which he always maintained his innocence and which DNA analysis proved he did not commit. His case is not unique, but the way it ended was uniquely moving. It may serve to galvanise a national movement of lawyers and activists who have used DNA evidence to free more than 250 inmates since 1992, almost all of them black men, but who have so far lacked the resources to tackle thousands of other cases in which experts’ fear of “junk science” and racial bias have produced unsafe convictions.
The moment of truth came just after 9am on Wednesday. After a brief recap of his arrest, trial and conviction for the rape of an 11-year-old girl in 1981, Judge Gallagher turned to the results of DNA analysis of skin and semen samples that she ordered two years ago from a lab in Texas. Both samples came from the victim’s underwear. They did not match the girl’s DNA, but they did match each other. “They are consistent with deriving from the same individual, the assailant of the victim,” Judge Gallagher said. “And that individual was clearly not Raymond Towler.” Mr Towler, in a white shirt and black V-neck sweater, blinked and briefly lowered his head.

“It’s been a long time coming,” Judge Gallagher noted. Her voice breaking, she then read to the court an Irish blessing more commonly heard at weddings: “May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face, may the rain fall softly upon your fields. May God hold you in the palm of his hand, now and forever.”
Wiping tears from her face, the judge stepped forward to shake the hand of a man known to the state of Ohio for more than quarter of a century as Inmate A16468. “Good luck to you, Mr Towler,” she said. “You’re free.” Mr Towler shook hands with his lawyers, a team of three from the Ohio Innocence Project at the University of Cincinnati, then hugged his brother and sister. Asked how he had been able to get up each morning knowing he had been wrongly convicted, he said: “You’ve got to get up, you know what I mean? Get up with God in your spirit and God will lead the way forward.”

Under state law, Mr Towler is entitled to $40,330 (£27,350) for every year of his wrongful imprisonment, not including lost wages and any damages he may win by suing the Ohio Department of Corrections. A previous inmate wrongfully jailed for a shorter period was awarded $1.4 million.


Good luck to the guy. What a travesty of justice.


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Oh man that's my uni! They've devoted tons of research hours to running DNA testing on tons of cases. Every few years they get a guy cleared like that. Really cool stuff that is well worth any tuition we provide to it. Unlike the stupid air conditioned practice football stadium they are about to build.


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Doesn't college football generate tons of revenue in the US though?


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Doesn't college football generate tons of revenue in the US though?
Our stadium is too small to bring in much revenue. The amount of seats we have and the rates of tickets cover the costs of the team and maintenance of the stadium. The practice stadium they're building will cost 30 million, add nothing to revenue from the sport, and might possibly make them play better. Last year, they were in the top 10 but just can't compete with the bigger schools.


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A Russian court has convicted two men of murdering and eating a 16-year-old girl in January, the Guardian newspaper reports.

Goth rocker Maxim Golovatskikh, 21, was sentenced to 19 years in maximum security prison. His accomplice, Yury Mozhnov, 20, was sentenced to 18 years.

The U.K. Daily Mail reports Golovatskikh lured Karina Barduchian to his apartment building, where he and his friend drowned her in a bathtub and cooked parts of her body in an oven. Then they ate her with potatoes.

The men, who pleaded not guilty, said they ate the girl because they “were hungry and drunk.”


Source: http://www.edmontonsun.co.../2010/05/06/13847156.html[/quote]


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