Metal Reviews

France is an absolute disgrace - now the players refuse to train and Evra got in a punch out with a guy from the technical staff. the director resigned.

it's insulting to these players to be coached by that absolute retard Domenech (seriously, how can he still be in charge of the team?!), a coach so bad he makes Portugal's Carlos Queirosz look like José Mourinho, but the players are in South Africa representing their country and this only makes everyone look bad. if they didn't want to go under Domenech (like Riquelme didn't want to play under Maradona, i think), they should've stayed at home, there were ~many more players who would kill to go to South Africa.

I'm going to miss Cameroon and those kick ass uniforms.

Brazil looks like the best team so far, unsurprisingly.

Yeah, but it's really a boooring team. I think the best team so far is Argentina.

This. Pretty dull world cup all around - I keep finding myself rooting for New Zealand and random African teams and the like when faced with scum like Italy. Let's hope for an upset.

And another at France.

Damn, I missed the Portugal/North Korea game. Looks like the second half was rather lopsided. Guess, Kim Jong Il's secret communication piece must not have been working.

The Swiss sure are feisty.

didn't see Portugal's match, but some pretty silly goals. this doesn't mean much, i'll only believe in the national team if we defeat Brazil.

yeah I was hoping N Korea would turn out to be some kind of axis of evil superteam manufactured in secret by North Korean scientists fr the purpose of conquering the football world... kinda like Dolph Lundgren in Ricky IV.

Ricky IV? You know what I mean...

God, the Swiss are slowly destroying football for the world. They have sucked all the energy, finesse, quality, and style out of the game, leaving a vapid and lifeless shell of a once interesting sport. I hope they never feature again. It's disgraceful. I don't care if it wins a game every now and then. It's disgusting.

Someone is bitter

what you say that Switzerland is doing, Greece did 6 years ago. yes i'm still bitter (and at the moment kind of drunk), fuck you.

Not anymore. The Swiss got what they deserved today as well as the Spanish. When you play a soulless game like the Swiss do you do not deserve to win. Today they were finally beaten by a better team. THankfully SPain won as well and now the Swiss are in third. I suspect they will tie Honduras because neither team is good or capable of attacking. Fuck them both.

I wholeheartedly agree with Holy Terror here. Fuck this kind of defensive football. Why the fuck are you even playing? Motherfuckers. I'm also still pissed at Greece for winning the Euro cup back then.

Man I loled

Yes! Fuck that defensive bull shit. Why would you even come to the world cup? THere is absolutely no chance a team will win the cup, or even get far playing that style. The Greeks are equally shitty. If you cannot attack, you are missing a crucial component of the game, the ability to score goals. They are totally unapologetic for their brand of shit football and are here purely to annoy. Way to go Switzerland. Stick to banking and watches, leave the passion to Iberia!!

And the diving too.


Alright, alright, that is aimed at Portugal.

Spain didnt' play as well as usual, playing with two defensive midfields (Busquets and X. Alonso) is a bad idea against inferior teams, and Navas breaks the tempo. This team needs Iniesta so badly...

Agreed with both. Fortunately, we all have England's glorious offensive creativity to sit back and marvel at.