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 Post subject: 'Drown in Solitude - Cold Sense of Suffering (#6806)'
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:48 pm 
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Drown in Solitude - Cold Sense of Suffering
Elephant Black Metal
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:22 pm 
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Holy shit this stuff sucks I checked out a song on this guys myspace, and if the horrible drum programming didn't get me the shitty vocals of the guy going EEEEEEEEOOOOOHHHH got me. More proof that depressive black metal sucks, this project is atrocious and the guy should take his own advice and go drown himself.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:39 am 
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Doesnt the guy get any credit for inventing Elephant Black Metal?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:51 am 
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Judging by the reviews I'd say it's more like Dumbo Black Metal.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:16 am 
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Sorry to whoever had to upload the cover pic. I wrote this right after my fiancee's cousins wedding where I made friends with Rafael thr bartender and the pepperjack quadrant of the cheese cube platter. She then told me to write a review about a bad album on her pink Mac with no Irfanview...


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:17 am 
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Sorry to whoever had to upload the cover pic. I wrote this right after my fiancee's cousins wedding where I made friends with Rafael thr bartender and the pepperjack quadrant of the cheese cube platter. She then told me to write a review about a bad album on her pink Mac with no Irfanview...


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:28 pm 
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This shit is hilarious.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:39 pm 
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hahahah. The album may have more variety. The author could have used the sounds of dogs or cows, not just elephants. Zoo Metal forever!


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:42 pm 
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I just listened to this. No shit, this could be the worst album ever made.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:03 am 
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I proudly hold the distinction of scoring an album lower than any other review on MR. I just had to...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:26 am 
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I lol'd at the vox.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:45 pm 
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I'd rather be drown in solitude than listen to this.

So the name of the band is good fit i guess


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 Post subject: LOL
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:41 pm 
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I was listening to it on myspace (kinda sad we go directly listen to the -°°/°° album right away and not those 65/100 stuff) anyway, my flash plugin crashed just in the middle of the first song, I guess it could not handle it anymore :dio:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:20 am 
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Haha, I have to admit that I laughed at the vocals, but this really isn't THAT bad. I would rate it more something like 50-60/100, judging from the songs that I've heard. I do love DSBM so maybe that's distorting my perspective slightly, but there are way worse albums than this one out there (and thus more deserving of the coveted negative infinity out of infinity score).


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