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Y'all remember that Mortal Kombat trailer for a new film that was out last year? It's been made into a web series - episode one.

The short film last year was fucking cool. The first episode of the web series is disappointing, but I expect it to get better.


It does! *punches eyeball out*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTSEa--Alkw

Pretty cool other than the fact that it's six minutes long once you take out the "previously on" bit and the credits. Looking forward to next week's episode.
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I loled. Quite nicely done, though. Now where the fuck is Subzero ? :wub:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfPTakM0F-Y&NR=1

The guy in the background made me laugh.
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I nearly died laughing. Behold, the NETI POT !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8sDIbRA ... dded#at=39

Seriously, WTF.

Edit : it's actually quite known, had no idea.
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Bruce_Bitenfils
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For Fanal Fantasy fans : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRDrWp0Z ... ure=relmfu

Key change mofo...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxATekie60

For some reason this girl really really turns me on.

The satisfaction when the kicks land... That guy doesn't deserve to ever see a pussy.

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxATekie60

For some reason this girl really really turns me on.

The satisfaction when the kicks land... That guy doesn't deserve to ever see a pussy.


Obviously a fake, no ? NO ?
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Cú Chulainn
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Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOxATekie60

For some reason this girl really really turns me on.

The satisfaction when the kicks land... That guy doesn't deserve to ever see a pussy.


Obviously a fake, no ? NO ?


Doesn't look like it, those slaps are real.

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Bruce_Bitenfils
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It's a fake, go see the website at the end. http://www.familievold.dk/thebitchhitsb ... chhitsback

It's a Danish campaign against domestic violence and shit like that.

Well done, though.
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Cú Chulainn
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Daww, I was enjoying it so much!

Eh, I'll still watch it. :lol:

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Yeah I hear you, she indeed is hot :lol:
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Cú Chulainn
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Thinking about it, I can't decide if it's the best or worst idea for a campaign I've ever seen. We laugh at it because it's a Bieber-looking pussy getting bitchslapped by a hot girl for not being man enough to fuck her. We ridicule him for his lack of masculinity. If the roles were reversed, however, not a single person would be laughing. If a guy beat up a girl for saying she didn't want to shag, we'd be hunting him down with goddamm torches. I can't tell if this is making me more correctly aware of sexual violence or more cynically entertained.

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I don't get what you guys find so funny or sexy about that. That's just terrible. Fucking psycho.
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Fridge is just a bigot. A horny bigot.
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EdgeOfForever wrote:
I don't get what you guys find so funny or sexy about that. That's just terrible. Fucking psycho.


Nothing funny. Well, a guy beaten up by a skinny girl is always somewhat funny, but...
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Cú Chulainn
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A quine as fit as that goes for yer dick and you push her away? Git tae fuck, ye deserve a pummeling.

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A quine as fit as that goes for yer dick and you push her away? Git tae fuck, ye deserve a pummeling.


Ya got dat right, Fridge-dawg. (I'm gonna try unconvincing grammar & accents as well. It looks like fun.)
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Apparently, Russians don't feel pain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1agZxpQy0
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Zounds, new Salad Fingers!

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