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Do you like when women act stupid in front of you?[/quote
If they're hot, it turns me on.
that's kinda fucking repulsive. its the inverse for me.


My psychological reaction is something along the lines of "I want to fuck you so hard that I knock the stupid out of you", if that makes any sense.

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Makes perfect sense. But, past the fuck, the only thing one wishes to do is run away and never see that stupid bird again (or just when in dire need of sexual intercourse)...


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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Makes perfect sense. But, past the fuck, the only thing one wishes to do is run away and never see that stupid bird again (or just when in dire need of sexual intercourse)...

Turns out one of my fuck buddies was an incredibly boring person. Don't think I'll be calling her anytime soon again.
Just need to wait for Liz to get back from Newcastle. Goddamm exams, a shag would really do wonders to calm me down.

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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Makes perfect sense. But, past the fuck, the only thing one wishes to do is run away and never see that stupid bird again (or just when in dire need of sexual intercourse)...
Oh, that makes it make sense. I guess.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 90148.html

Prince Philip is awesome.


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Well fuck me, now that the technique is properly being addressed, looks like I'm going to have to start warming up to get it perfectly adjusted before singing.

My voice is getting worn out in 3 hours like everybody else would and I can't spend the first hour finely adjusting things in full voice while at the same time picking up terrible muscle memory habits.

I think I'm going to practice singing to pure sine waves and making the sound waves I generate as tonally rich as possible. As it is now, even my falsetto produces an extremely dense wave with very little headroom left over.

It's time to develop my own voice, singing like other people is good for learning technique and how to sing note progressions, but not so good for making 5-6 octaves seamlessly blend together.

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people who go to the gym, get on the treadmill and proceed to fucking WALK for an hour should get shot. fucking assholes.

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people who go to the gym, get on the treadmill and proceed to fucking WALK for an hour should get shot. fucking assholes.


No worse than some boob curling in the squat rack.


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doing what where?

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html

Prince Philip is awesome.


:lol: Most hilarious thing I've read in aaaaaages!


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http://petdance.com/actionpark/bigblack/tourdiary/

Big Black tour diary by Steve Albini. I've noticed how all these guys like him and Rollins hate the audience.

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I've stayed up way too late watching these, but they're just so compelling. I've never seen a more thorough dicking dished out to the Star Wars prequels in my life.

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/


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Yeah those are great. Worth watching if you want cool insight into moviemaking/storytelling in general.


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Goat wrote:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html

Prince Philip is awesome.


We need more politically incorrect people in the world. I'm tired of all those ballkissing diplomats.


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Yeah, what are they thinking being polite and being sure not to offend the sensibilities of people that could initiate nuclear world war 3.

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A 15 year old guitarist really desperate for lessons and that is apparently broke posted on Craigslist. Here's my response:

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The attached will help you out a lot. What it is showing you is every note on the guitar, on the left, for the scale. Start using E Minor, the most common scale used in guitar based music. The root of the scale is E. You can play "freely" around this scale to build muscle memory, get your dexterity in good shape, or jam along to a record. As long as the note is listed on the scale, it will be fine to mess around with. However, songwriting is much different. Just playing within the scale with no regards to harmony or melody is a great way to practice and easily memorize all these notes, but it it will result in poorly conceived music that is frustrating and uncomfortable to hear.

On the right it is showing you the notes of the scale arranged differently so that the notes that do not sound good in certain places are missing. This shows you which notes are allowed to be played after the current one. The "flow" of the chart is top to bottom with the leftmost note being the note you are on and the notes on the same line are the choices. It is showing you that If you are playing an E, you can play anything else in the scale you want next. If you played a C next, you are limited to choosing a G,D, or another C for the third note. There are complex reasons for this I won't get into, but believe me, every song is written this way for the most part.

There are only a few chords you need to start. Once you have basically mastered the two things above, which will take years, you can start using more complex chords. It will take thick callouses on your fingertips and a lot of experience to play something such as the "E minor chord." For now, these are the only thing you need and what is used primarily in Pop and faster Metal styles. Keep in mind these can be moved anywhere, but we will assume you want them to be E's. Don't worry about the notes that are not the low E, they do not create a perception of pitch, so just pretend the chord is one note (which it is in fact)

Perfect fourth (EA)
D
A - 0
E - 0

Perfect fifth (EBE) (aka Power Chord)
D - 2
A - 2
E - 0

Suspended 4th (EAB)
D - 2
A - 0
E - 0

Suspended 2nd (EBF#)
D - 4
A - 2
E - 0

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Always, no matter what pick up and down, never in the same direction every time. James from Metallica may downpick 90% of the time but he does so at the expense of speed and agility. Do you really want his 30 year old bad habit he never corrected? Eventually you'll have to play very tough picking patterns and sooner or later this bad habit is going mess you up. I didn't listen and found myself VERY slowly (about one note per second) going back and making that natural back and forth the default picking motion.

Play three notes per string. Playing four or more will just repeat the exact same notes and will be confusing until you know exactly what you're doing and know exactly where every note is without thinking.

Each finger should play it's own fret position. Index finger on fret 1, middle on two, ect. Yes, this is tough. Stick with it though. I found it tougher to use the open strings when I started. I suggest learning to fret every note and to start on the A string's 7th fret as opposed to the E string open. When you are totally comfortable, then I would suggest getting used to the way the open strings. To start you shouldn't have to move much or at all. All 7 notes are right there on three strings.

When you practice, never ever hit two notes sitting next to each other such a B followed by a C.

Do not worry about Drop D or anything else right now until you know what you are doing to affect the placement of the notes.


That will keep you busy for a WHILE and keep your money in your pocket too. There are no tricks. Just thousands of hours of boring memorization. Music is a language. If you learn how to speak it you can say whatever you want with it. I suggest hammering away at that chart instead of trying to learn songs. The songs will be far harder than you can imagine and your muscles in your hands are nowhere close to being able to make it work. This will take time. Build good habits now while your hands will do what you want instead of what you've told them a million times before and always know the options for the next note when practicing.

I can't stress enough, get your stereo louder than your amp and screw around in a scale with no attention to the notes played in proper order otherwise, just use the notes listed as part of the scale. It is a fun way of learning where these notes are at until it becomes boring and unsatisfying because you'll wanna hit the RIGHT notes by then. For now it will sound like everything is "right" when playing along and it will be great motivation when you accidentally hit the exact notes a few times. Write back and let me know how it goes.

See you on the road in a few years, you'll easily play like you're 10 years older than you'll be 5 years from now if you go this way.
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Rod Stewart is playing at Pittodrie stadium tonight, and I can hear him from my window. :lol:

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Thought it was time for a change, I've been FS for 5 years now.

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Cú Chulainn is the name of an infamous Irish lothario from Celtic folklore, everyone, who was known for his blatant drunken wench-bedding, whether they wanted it or not. He died at the age of 22, beaten to death by an enraged husband after being caught in the act. Can't imagine what Fridge sees of himself in the wretch.


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Uhm. No. He was killed by Lugaid, son of Medb (I think) because he killed some of the wrong people.

EDIT: Just looked it up. He single-handedly defended Ulster from Medb during the Cattle Raid of Cooley, during which she apparently lost because she got her period in the middle of fighting. Medb teamed up with Lugaid, who had wanted to marry Emer, Cu Chulainn's only love, and they speared him.

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