Metal Reviews

what a bunch of bullshit.

Indeed.
How can you cash on people's pain?

Ask Manowar.

A clue to this week's classic offering can be found in a certain reviewer's timely avatar change. There will not be a prize for the first person to guess it.

Candlemass - Ancient Dreams

Congratulations! You might want to re-read my post a little more closely, however.

*Re-reading"

I don't understand. I want my prize.

There's a small, black word hidden between 'will' and 'be'...

You treacherous swine.

(Haha, good one.)

Great album and easily one of my favorite doom metal pieces, nothing tops Mirror, Mirror and Darkness in Paradise. It's easily better than Nightfall and their latter work.

Because making fun of Manowar never gets old:



Into glory ride indeed (Gays of Valhalla).

Hardcock.

Let's turn this into a contest.

Here they are come to whisk Zad away.

I think it's distasteful and hilarious at the same time.

It is funny. Poor old Ron Paul, should be flattered by queer attention - how did he not twig something was up? Still, be interesting to see Barack Obama in the same situation...

Loved that scene. Ron Paul seemed kinda oblivious. I guess you have to be polite when you're in politics. Hmmm.

I like how I'm the only one to notice Ken's return.