Metal Reviews

I bet you're fun on a roller coaster.

Patch 1.2 is out, but apparently makes the game worse. I should have deactivated auto-updates...

edit: playing it right now and haven't noticed anything bad. People are complaining, but I have myself nothing to report for now.

I actually love roller coasters! I'll wait in line for 3 hours to go on a 15 second roller coaster, twice.

I'll bet you're fun in general.

Have you tried lockpicking since the patch? I can't turn the lock left or right anymore.

oh good thing i don't have live . On a side note in Skyrim, being a Breton conjurer fucking kicks ass, im summoning zombies while pulling magical swords out of my ass. I pretty much got to level 7 under 2 hours, hell if i tried harder i could of been level 10. Casting Summon Zombie on drudges is so damn funny. What? there UnUndead now?

Looks like I can, yes.

I'm about half way through Darksiders

Just saw on the internet that there are something like 200 quests (labeled ones, non-miscellaneous) in Skyrim. My counter says I've sunk 118 hours now, and I've completed 90+ quests... ONLY. I give up on completing everything during my first run, it'll wait a second run with DLCs and mods, next summer of next winter. I finish the Brotherhood quests and the main quests, and I'm out.

After that, 7th season in NHL 12. Then a career in Football Manager 2012. Then, The Witcher 2 (bought it 3 months ago, hardly touched it). Then, Batman AC most probably. Then the last Deus Ex. Then, Anno 2070. Then we should be near GTA V release, but if not: Darksouls. Or Saints Row the Third. Or Heroes VI. Or Sengoku, or Shogun 2. Or F1 2011. Or FF XIII-2. Or Crusader Kings II. Or...

Hey, and add Mass Effect 3 to that list come March.

Fuck... they really need to stop good games coming.

edit: and LA Noire, Assassin's Creed (all of them actually, never played one), Tropico 4, Portal 2, FIFA 12... Never... gonna... end...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOxVjbGv ... e=youtu.be

I want my diablo 3 >.>

*adds to the obscenely long list...*

Seriously i know that im going to be glued to this game. For a month no one is really going to see me. Im also going to blast black metal while i play.

Blocking up to a 100 in Skyrim now. Just a short sprint with shield raised into a clutch of foes can send them all tumbling, it's ridiculous fun bowling people off ledges with it.

Haha I need to try that sometime. My character has eventually become a dual wielding master, and slices people like crazy. With two daedric swords of course.

Bandit: "Ha! This is going to be fun! You're no match to..."
Me: *chop chop*
Bandit: "...meeuuuarrgggllll arglll.. gah..."

Beat my first Elder dragon the other day. And randomly (while traveling) found Alduin waking up a beastie brother out of one of those holes. Slew it in no time, but fun! I was like "hey, wait... that's Alduin!"

Anyway, 7 main quests to go. Need to resist the urge to right away build a middle-aged female Bosmer assassin (Sneak, Archery, light armour, short blade, illusion/conjuration, lockpicking... and why not enchanting). Wait for mods, Bruce.

*breathes deeply*

Old quote, just to say that they basically all are brutally edited, this is hilarious. The instrumental fast metal one was even completely stripped of its lyrics (and is much better that way, this is in fact a shitty black metal band, the singer shrieks are dreadful).

The Irish one (I like it a lot btw) says at some point "and I'll savour the moment... twice!", whereas in fact it's "and I'll savour the moment, and kill you twice!". Haha, EA are such a bunch of pussies.

Anyway. Haven't played anything since Wednesday. Breaking into a cold sweat just thinking about it.

Downloaded SWTOR pre-order .. will be playing as soon as I'm allowed in!!!

That's the funniest C&H strip yet