The Football thread

Karmakosmonaut · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 7:48 pm

Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Did I really write that? Jesus.

Joey Barton was loltastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hB_io1_ ... r_embedded

Is this Balotelli trying to reason him when he goes out? Now I've seen everything.

edit: judging by the comments, it seems this is him indeed. Ha! The lols.

Uh, isn't Balotelli the ugly negro with the blonde mohawk on the left at 1:05 of that video? You could be right, though.

Goat · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 8:01 pm

Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:

Cú Chulainn wrote:

To be fair, once he thought he'd been unfairly red carded, he was sacrificing himself (getting further bans) to try and get some Man City players carded as well. Good captain, like.

Nah, I think he's just a Neanderthal.

Yeah, fuck him.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 9:27 pm

Karmakosmonaut wrote:

Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Did I really write that? Jesus.

Joey Barton was loltastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hB_io1_ ... r_embedded

Is this Balotelli trying to reason him when he goes out? Now I've seen everything.

edit: judging by the comments, it seems this is him indeed. Ha! The lols.

Uh, isn't Balotelli the ugly negro with the blonde mohawk on the left at 1:05 of that video? You could be right, though.

Could be Micah Richards with the mohawk. The only two black Shitizens substitutes were Balotelli and him that day.

And that mohawk thing players like these days should be illegal.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 1:22 pm

Lol England squad.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 3:03 pm

Goat wrote:

Lol England squad.

http://www.thefa.com/England/News/2012/ ... ced-160512

You're still better than us. See you in Donetsk (June 11).

edit: Blanc's 26-player first list. Rémy is injured and will most probably be dropped.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 6:15 pm

Champions League winners! FM2012, obviously, but I came from being a huge underdog to winning the damn thing. Man Utd 4-2 aggregate, then Leverkusen again in the final- goalless till 70 minutes, Timothy Chandler gets a red card, I bring in Balotelli instead of Rossi and Shaqiri as a winger. Shaqiri crosses to Balotelli, boom, 1-0. 15 minutes later, Charlie Mulgrew has a throw-in, Balotelli with the small cross, Shaqiri's waiting in the middle, BOOYAH, 2-0. Fucking quadruple- Scottish Premier League, League Cup, Scottish Cup, Champions League. MotherFUCKER.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 7:09 pm

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Champions League winners! FM2012, obviously, but I came from being a huge underdog to winning the damn thing. Man Utd 4-2 aggregate, then Leverkusen again in the final- goalless till 70 minutes, Timothy Chandler gets a red card, I bring in Balotelli instead of Rossi and Shaqiri as a winger. Shaqiri crosses to Balotelli, boom, 1-0. 15 minutes later, Charlie Mulgrew has a throw-in, Balotelli with the small cross, Shaqiri's waiting in the middle, BOOYAH, 2-0. Fucking quadruple- Scottish Premier League, League Cup, Scottish Cup, Champions League. MotherFUCKER.

Congrats ! And now get busy with your upcoming exams.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 7:51 pm

Huu, signing Totti as a coach. Kenny Miller and Daniel Majstorovic retired from football and I offered them staff contracts as well. This is going to be awesome

I can't study in the pub anyway, but I've got internet for my laptop at the bar and can spend some time on FM.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 5:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... s_fvw1VOzg

Nice of the dudes from Brann. The yellow GK was poorly positioned though...

Wivian · **Joined:** Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:50 pm **Posts:** 613

Cool. Nice to see something like that.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 12:58 am

Signed Podolski for 14m, he was happy to move because he'd had a fight with the manager at Köln. Think I'll pair him up with Balotelli. Mario's a very good player, but he's young and keeps trying to go for glory with über long shots that could easily have been crossed to a winger for a much more comfortable chance. He needs to be played with Giuseppe Rossi or James McFadden, sometimes Keane, older and more experienced players, to keep him under some control. Although McFadden's not been at his best lately, hope I won't have to sell him...

Also signed a bunch of 16 year olds from Lazio and Juventus with great potential, building up a fast and deadly youth squad for the coming years. A bunch of my players are in their 30s and might retire soon as well...

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 1:48 pm

Fridge: Exams. Then when it's done, the same thing you're doing without editing your finances. Make me dream.

The day has finally come. The Champions League Final. GO BAYERN.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 10:55 pm

So, both team were a pile of crap, none deserved to be the champion. I'm glad this is finally over.
Now tomorrow Paris St Germain will have to lose the french title, and the disaster will be complete.

Can't wait to see Poland win the Euro.

edit: I'm very happy for Didier Drogba though.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2012 11:17 am

http://twitpic.com/9n02co

Yeah take that Germany.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2012 2:08 pm

Robben's glory seeking cost Bayern the game. I saw at least 3 clear occasions where he could have easily crossed it to someone who could have sunk it, but went for a failed long shot instead. Dipshit.

Wivian · **Joined:** Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:50 pm **Posts:** 613

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Robben's glory seeking cost Bayern the game. I saw at least 3 clear occasions where he could have easily crossed it to someone who could have sunk it, but went for a failed long shot instead. Dipshit.

I agree with you. Tha main reason Bayer lost this final was Robben's selfishness, and those inaccurate shots by Gomes. Olic made more mess on the pitch playing those last 20 minutes than Gomes did in 120.
I do not care particulary for Chelsea, but I am glad for Cech, class keeper.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2012 5:43 pm

I find it disastrous that the Champions League went to a team who won with the catenaccio, of all foul tactics.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2012 10:33 pm

Montpellier just won the Ligue 1, yet another disgrace and humiliation for football.

It'll take a VERY good Euro to wash it all away.

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2012 10:34 pm

yeah, Chelsea dragged themselves all the way to the final, but still. after their bad luck vs Man United in 2008 and the scandal at Stamford Bridge against Barcelona in 2009, they did deserve some good fortune.

Bayern should have done much more, considering they have a better squad and were playing at home.

on another note, still can't believe no one wanted to give €30M for Falcao last summer. Atlético got a fucking bargain for arguably the world's top striker.

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 8:05 pm

Switzerland beats Germany 5-3. Half the team were subs but still, what the hell :lol:

Germany remains my pick for the Euro.

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