Metal Reviews

Most of power metal does suck, it sucks so bad that its like they took heavy metal...gave it a vagina, and dressed it up in some frilly laced shirt and named it Christina. Any power metal that was good has long since turned gay and the last vestage of heavy metal hope lays in underground bands who play not for the money or image, but becuase they like to rock out in front of their friends. Analog recordings are home here and nothing is over produced like much of the fag metal reviewed on this website. So let the pot shots role you fuckers, I gurantee I wont back down from any of the fecal matter you posers throw my way. Oh and not all of you are posers...completely. You have some concept of metal and what has integrity, but unfortunately most of you have been admitted in the the Financial Empire of Poserdom. So rot there you souless bastards!!

Yeah, I hate idiots like you.

ROT THERE YOU SOULESS BASTARDS I AM FROM THE UNDERWORLD I WILL STRIKe YOU WITH DEATH IN THE NAME OF THE SHAM SHAM. FOR I AM THE MEKELIAHSIA.


Faggot.

Hahaha, you old bald-headed beer-bellied rocker, go listen to some Deep Purple and get a life, HAHAHAHAHA.
You've indeed enlightened me. Metal has not degenerated, you have, hahaha. The CORONER is waiting for you!

Chances are I'm your age, 21, and i am listening to Deep purple right now. The difference between you and i is that I dont forget where all the good metal came from. there is a limitless supply of old school metal that will never run out, so I'll never have to turn my ears to this wannabe bull shit that you think is so heavy. Go mosh in some gay cluster fuck you piece of shit poser. I await your response.

I do drink lots of beer, and I do have a life, its metal. And I can only hope that the Coroner is waiting for me, because they kill and I would be lucky to get my face thrashed off by the likes of them. So go jerk off to the liner notes of your Mastodon album, and I'll make sure to listen to everything but them, I'll stay in my little time warp happier than a pig in shit. Good heavy shit with integrity. This was fun but I gotta go, too much beer and metal for me to sit here and insult someone who;s not worth my time......

Good for you. You get a cookie.

Now go away, unless you have something meaningful to contribute or have been banned already.

I'm guessing that your next post will be downplaying black metal fags. In advance: Agoraphobic Nosebleed did it better. I don't particularly care if you think Smoke on the Water is the greatest thing ever, nor do I care if you think Mastodon is shit, mainly because you have failed to present those opinions in a thoughtful concise and respectful manner. As such, I will return the favor in kind:

Leave us here, you sanctamonius cunt, and go have fun with a sheep or two.

Man you are either a big fucking wimp, or you're three years old and can't find the words to defend yourself. All I've heard so far is waaaaah you're mean. Fuck man grow some balls, I told you you're shit sucks, cuz it does. Now until I hear a reason better than "its my opinion" then I wont be satisfied. You can insult me all you want, cuz in fact I do want that. Its hilarious. Also I laugh at the lack of imagination contained in your insults. The point is, Old metal will forever rule, and you're newer fag metal will never have the appeal or impact. So I guess you're just shit out of luck. Oh and I'm pretty sure they've tried to ban me before....for making fun of all the pussy power metal that gets reviewed. OOH man mastodon is soo heavy. h aha ha ha ha ha ha

Most of what you've said doesn't really bother me in a logical sense and there's not much that can be said to argue it, but I have to question this part. Do you base your opinion of music on the opinions of others?

Listen here fagbucket: Go fuck the wall. To quote a band I hate, "I Could Fucking Care Less." So some impotent wanker who lives in the past eternally dislikes me. WAAAH I MUST SLIT MY THROAT MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING.



All I've heard from you is various forms of "I hate everything modern." Word to the un-wise: All insults are variations of either "You suck" or "You're mean."



Buddy, I don't like Mastodon either, to be honest. I also hate power metal.

But, what I hate more then both of these things are, well, cunts. Like yourself.



Where's the imagination in yours?



I don't think anyone should ban you. I think we should confine you to Helheim and let everyone point and laugh at the stupid fucker.

If you have so much old metal to listen to, go listen to some Black Sabbath or some Blue Cheer and go the fuck away.

Not one person wants you here, and you yourself have said that you shouldn't waste your time. So why are you wasting it? Go. Go, for the good of the people.

I HATE THIS FUCKING BAN SHIT!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

I'm DEAD serious, if this continues then I'm out of here, I'll ban my fucking self!

Please don't feed the trolls.

Just don't feed the trolls. I just finished watching Ghandi so I'm in a non-violent constructive mood.

Um... why?

Besides, since when was he banned?

And if he was, why bother hating? He was an asshole, just like the other ONE guy who was banned.

i was continuing on previous posts, with the banning continuing i mean him getting banned as well as iamtheblackwizards. I can't stand sensorship, thus i say that if it coninues then i'm out of here, that's all.

hehe, doesn't my face look completely dove and friendly?

How is it censorship to get rid of nonsensical stupid shit that nobody wants to hear?

Censorship, the way I define it, is like this: The censoring of speech that has some degree of integrity and intelligence.

I'm not saying we should censor stupid people; I'm saying we should cause inflammatory idiots to shut up.

You'll be missed if you decide to leave, but it's rather silly to leave merely because a couple of wastes of flesh got banned from the site, don'tchathink?

Just my two cents.

very Ghandiesque.

That indeed is what sensorship is, but who decides what is intelligent? Moderating forums is something different than just banning people you don't agree with, iamtheblackwizards posted some NS post that got deleted, but there are several albums here that are clearly of the NSBM genre. I personally think that some posts like "As long as I have got any say in this I'll see to it that burzum will not get a classic review, for the production is aweful" are just as dumb as any of the posts by Holy_Terror, or even dumber. And if this is all "nonsensical stupid shit", then why do you keep replying to the bastard? I bet you agree with me that it is great fun! I am not planning on leaving these forums because of those retards, but they just must keep it a little down with the banning shit, because I'll leave because of the moderators if this is getting worse.

And I guess looking Gandiesque isn't very trendiesque at the moment is it :cry:

We are concerned with music, not views. When someone trumpets the views, then it's rather offensive, hmm? And stupid as well.

What IAmTheBlackWizards said was deliberately inflammatory and pissed everyone off. Then he kept saying it, so one of the moderators banned him. He just wouldn't shut up.




Point. Besides, Hvis Lyset Tar Oss will be made a classic by deathkvlt when he gets around to it, so that's over.



Hell yes I do. It is, indeed, fun to insult morons who are unaware of how stupid they are.



Good.



Someday, looking like a half-starved old Indian man will be trendy again, and then you'll show them, you'll show them all.

'Power is of two kinds. One is obtained by the fear of punishment and the other by acts of love. Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent then the one derived from fear of punishment' - Ghandi