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Ness
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Astaroth wrote:
... how dissapointing MetalNESS... you don't look like Golum at all :? ... :cry:

Haha! No, but I get told I look a lot like Frodo.
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What a poseur.



How else am I supposed to take a picture of myself?


Zing!


Not really. :roll:
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After taking that picture I don't feel very metal.


Boredom got the best of me.



Never feel the need to apologize to Husker :wink: .
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(Other measurements available upon request)


How long is your manly organ?


I'm a GIRL :x Guess I shouldn't have mentioned the facial hair...



Nah.. I'm bullshitting you. It's the length of my arm from the elbow to the wrist... Isn't that a standard proportion of the male body? :P :roll:
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metalNESS wrote:
Radagast wrote:
What a poseur.



How else am I supposed to take a picture of myself?


Zing!


Not really. :roll:


I mean a poseur in the sense you led us to believe you looked liek Gollum and......you know humour is never humourous when you need to explain it. :roll:

Worst zing ever. :P
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I mean a poseur in the sense you led us to believe you looked liek Gollum and......you know humour is never humourous when you need to explain it. :roll:

Worst zing ever. :P



I'm all about the Zing! How dare you question my Zinging!!! ability!!!
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This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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You're my new hero.
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This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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:lol:
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Anonymous
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The Silent Man wrote:
This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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love the drawing! :lol:
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Ozzie_Metaller wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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love the drawing! :lol:


Heh heh yea... wait, what drawing?
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metalNESS wrote:
Ozzie_Metaller wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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love the drawing! :lol:


Heh heh yea... wait, what drawing?


Yeah, drawing? What? Thats me about 6 days ago with my pet duck, Bunkrostunts. We were confronting my boss about putting normal mayonaise in the light mayonaise containers at work, my boss denied it so I had no choice. I had to shove Bunkrostunt's crotch in her face. We were lucky a co-worker was there to capture this moment.
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Nice one.!
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The Silent Man wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Ozzie_Metaller wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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love the drawing! :lol:


Heh heh yea... wait, what drawing?


Yeah, drawing? What? Thats me about 6 days ago with my pet duck, Bunkrostunts. We were confronting my boss about putting normal mayonaise in the light mayonaise containers at work, my boss denied it so I had no choice. I had to shove Bunkrostunt's crotch in her face. We were lucky a co-worker was there to capture this moment.
:lol:
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metalNESS wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Ozzie_Metaller wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
This is me trying to get a point across by shoving a duck's crotch in my bosses face.

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love the drawing! :lol:


Heh heh yea... wait, what drawing?


Yeah, drawing? What? Thats me about 6 days ago with my pet duck, Bunkrostunts. We were confronting my boss about putting normal mayonaise in the light mayonaise containers at work, my boss denied it so I had no choice. I had to shove Bunkrostunt's crotch in her face. We were lucky a co-worker was there to capture this moment.
:lol:


:lol: :lol:
You sholud have posted this under 'methul artwork'. I would like to have it as cover art for my newly founded unholy christ- and duckraping black metal band. It really combines aggression and minimalism in an astonishing way.
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The Silent Man wrote:
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Its just the look on Silent Man's face that's so classic.
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Its just the look on Silent Man's face that's so classic.

Yeah, don't forget the boss with the mouth on her cheek or the duck with what appear to be ass beads for a tongue. Funny stuff, Silent Man.
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Captain Sophisticated Smile or just plain gay smile if you wish.
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Option b)
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Why does everybody always have something negative to say when somebody posts a picture of themselves?
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