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Lazy Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:13 pm

Gast1 wrote:

You guys should join the boyband that Jaden and I started!!!

Can I be the "tough" member?

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:56 pm

Lazy Seinfeld26 wrote:

Gast1 wrote:

You guys should join the boyband that Jaden and I started!!!

Can I be the "tough" member?

As long as you're talkin' old school.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

T.I.E. wrote:

MY SON !!! :shock: :twisted: :roll: :wink:

Yeah, what a strange coincidental resemblance.

You fucking deadbeat Dad. I've never seen any checks from France! Ever! I'm taking you to court!

Stefan · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:23 am

Dead Machine wrote:

T.I.E. wrote:

MY SON !!! :shock: :twisted: :roll: :wink:

Yeah, what a strange coincidental resemblance.

You fucking deadbeat Dad. I've never seen any checks from France! Ever! I'm taking you to court!

and that is exactly why I left you sweet mom... fucking americans & their twisted use of justice ! :twisted: :wink:

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:00 am

Noooooooo... whyyyyyyyy another Gollum?!? :cry:

hmm... plasticbag + gollum... is okay i guess....

... you're damn ugly... that's why!!

meh... i could have done better... :?

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

T.I.E. wrote:

and that is exactly why I left you sweet mom... fucking americans & their twisted use of justice ! :twisted: :wink:

Angst! Depression! Self-hatred... but...

A sense of redemption awaiting... an underlying message of hope.

Reawakening to life. Loving. No more suicidal thoughts.

Okay, according to Martin Jackson's guide to Teen Thoughts, I just went through a cycle associated with finding out that your dad is alive, and is, in fact, an asshole, and hates your mother.

Wink.

Stefan · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:15 am

Dead Machine wrote:

T.I.E. wrote:

and that is exactly why I left you sweet mom... fucking americans & their twisted use of justice ! :twisted: :wink:

Angst! Depression! Self-hatred... but...

A sense of redemption awaiting... an underlying message of hope.

Reawakening to life. Loving. No more suicidal thoughts.

Okay, according to Martin Jackson's guide to Teen Thoughts, I just went through a cycle associated with finding out that your dad is alive, and is, in fact, an asshole, and hates your mother.

Wink.

sorry son, but you know what I mean and why I left after all the time you spent with her... :wink:

Astaroth wrote:

Noooooooo... whyyyyyyyy another Gollum?!? :cry:

hmm... plasticbag + gollum... is okay i guess....

... you're damn ugly... that's why!!

I did'nt use Gollum, I used Smeagol... what's wrong with Smeagol ??? :shock:

Vikie · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:13 am

Me in my backyard a couple of years ago (it was Halloween, ok ?!!!) :lol:

(*cough* I always liked those kind of masks...)

EisenFaust · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:20 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Astaroth wrote:

EisenFaust wrote:

:lol:

Anyway. Here is a picture of me and my mother:

Do not ask me who is who.

okay, i won't ask then... i'll guess instead... my guess is that you're the tr00kvlt looking "old lady" who sit's in the chair... nice

I don't think those words can be used in the same sentence.

No.. That seems like a strange constellation of words.. I fits the picture however. (just to aviod any confusion I'm not any of the persons on the picture. I just thought it was a funny picture)

Dead Machine wrote:

If you don't want trick-or-treaters, you can just put a huge sign on your front door that states 'Trespassers will be rectally violated by the horse. If horse is unavailable, the occupant will step in.'

I punish trick-or-treaters in a little more discrete way. I'll give you a hint: nicotine gum. :twisted:

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:17 pm

T.I.E. wrote:

Astaroth wrote:

Noooooooo... whyyyyyyyy another Gollum?!? :cry:

hmm... plasticbag + gollum... is okay i guess....

... you're damn ugly... that's why!!

I did'nt use Gollum, I used Smeagol... what's wrong with Smeagol ??? :shock:

oh... in that case i appologies... my bad :oops:

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:22 pm

Astaroth wrote:

T.I.E. wrote:

Astaroth wrote:

Noooooooo... whyyyyyyyy another Gollum?!? :cry:

hmm... plasticbag + gollum... is okay i guess....

... you're damn ugly... that's why!!

I did'nt use Gollum, I used Smeagol... what's wrong with Smeagol ??? :shock:

oh... in that case i appologies... my bad :oops:

I think the fanboyness is getting a little out of hand here....Gollum IS Smeagol.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:01 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

This is me.

This is also me.

You look, sound and write older than you are. I on the other hand, look like a 9 year old with a wig on, sound like an English guy with a voice which ranges from deep to barely audible and write posts which are badly thought out...

*Looks at DM's pics and slowly puts hand down pants* Haha.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

i have the same shirt as you DM

one thing though: - shave the hair underneath your nose OR get a beard :wink:

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Fingon wrote:

i have the same shirt as you DM

one thing though: - shave the hair underneath your nose OR get a beard :wink:

I now have no beard. My cat awakened me one fine morning three days ago by ripping it out with her teeth.

So I shaved the rest off.

Heh, I love that shirt. Went to my first concert in it.

stub · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:53 pm

T.I.E. wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

T.I.E. wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Why does everybody always have something negative to say when somebody posts a picture of themselves?

because making fun of other people makes oneself feel better about himself... that's just plain stupid but that's how mankind works... :(

Yeah, and I guess it'd be a little gay if we were to compliment each other's photos. That might be why we express how masculine we are by insulting each another.

“You look GAY!”

(Thinks to self) ‘Man, my muscles are getting bigger’

here's me today :

1.SERIOUS 2.TRYING TO CHARM METALHEAD :wink:

3.ABOUT TO EAT THE SAME DUDE :twisted:

Oh... I'm so stoned !!! :oops:

You look a bit like the singer from Korn...but you're still sexy!!! :oops:

Kain · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:16 pm

Haha even if I found a pic of me, it would suck becuase I had to keep my hair trimmed for my summer job, and I even had to shave my beloved beard. It was quite nice for an 18 year old, but I can't grow a moustache for shit :(

I miss it so....

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:36 am

I was bored and inspired by this thread. Enjoy.

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:46 am

Hahahahahaha!! Very nice! I see you included Silent Man's duck HAHA!!

My favorite is Eyesore and Miraje, but you left out Radagast. He must be on stage.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:50 am

Absolutely. He's about to pull off the most awesome stage dive you will ever hope to see in your life.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:02 am

metalNESS wrote:

:lol: Hahahahahaha!! Very nice! I see you included Silent Man's duck HAHA!!

My favorite is Eyesore and Miraje, but you left out Radagast. He must be on stage.

I never knew Dago was so much taller than you.

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