Holy crap this thread has been a trip!
I never checked it out before. Some of you look totally different from what I had envisioned. Good to see I'm not the only non-metal looking dude here. Hahaha. But seriously...a scarf? WTF? Haha. Just kidding.
I will now post a montage of Ken Wood pictures called
BECOMING A RETARD. Enjoy.
My first DJing gig. It was 1977 and I had just landed a swank job at Studio 54. Good times, good times.
The Uneven Bowl Cut was in high style in the mid-80's, bitches loved it, men envied it, paparrazi wouldn't leave me alone.
Enter the No Frizz Control era. Freshness.
Around 1991 I sported the mullét, a chic French style that was later bastardized by American culture and called the "mullet." Disgusting.
The year 2000, I was once again paving the way for new hair styles with the Faux Fro. Unfortunately it never caught on outside of Asia.
I later did a short stint as a gangsta rapper with Snoop Dogg and the most feared man in the rap game, Suge White.
Here I am enjoying a nice evening with a few International Russian Juicy Girls. Don't worry, I didn't touch them in the dirty spot(s).
Another Juicy Girl with me on P.D.S. (Pimp Daddy Shirt) Friday. It was quite an event.
Some asshole trying to be like me. People even confused him for me. I think he had plastic surgery to look like me!
He forgot about the buttchin, though. Oh well, when you're famous what can you do?
Just some fans and I. I always try and be friendly. West Side, bitches! Nothing like a limp-wristed salute to Dio. :(
Me and my homey Dangerous Dan Devious.
I told you I was a pimp! Cash money, nigga! Bling bling and shit!
Further proof on my Pimpholiness, even the ladies with the chocolate face love me!
What the crap is this? Are those chick glasses??
We'll end this with my sexiest picture ever!
He'll take that as a compliment.
